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I think I have found a dating loop hole. When I am shopping I choose an attractive girl at the cash register - usually as they give me the receipt for my Star Wars figurines and adult diapers they will say "see you later". All you have to do to close the deal is reply "ok, I'll pick you up after work" and then loiter around the front entrance for a few hours.
If they say "have a nice day" you have to work a bit harder and reply "only if you marry me".
Out of 10 attempts I have scored twice, with 3 no-shows and only 5 arrests - I'll let the record speak for itself.

2007-12-15 13:45:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

8 answers

i will tell them all to say "bye for life" to avoid such conflicts

2007-12-15 13:54:01 · answer #1 · answered by ƎIΝΟƆ 6 · 4 0

I even have been in Angels Stadium, Dodger Stadium, Yankee Stadium, Petco Park and regardless of the call is of that sauna in Miami in pink Sox kit. all of us treats you with admire/ignores you, different than the american followers. there is in simple terms too lots historical past there. It makes it relaxing. As on your adventure, i could in no way comprehend why a Yankee fan would take place at Fenway for a pink Sox--Tigers game in Yankee kit. positioned on Tiger kit for Heaven's sake. of direction you would be the main loathed guy or woman interior the park. certainly donning a Yankee hat interior the city of Boston isn't the brightest of strikes as a typical remember.

2016-10-11 09:13:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do you think it will work at the Prostate Clinic too? (I only go there for the massages actually).

2007-12-15 17:20:45 · answer #3 · answered by Captain Happy Pants 6 · 1 0

Ooohh.. get it.

You got hugs and kisses from Smarty Pants.

2007-12-15 13:51:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

If thats you in the avatar, i wonder why there have been so many no-shows.?.?.

lol.

But to answer your question, No, i dont take it literally usually.

2007-12-15 13:50:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Omg! That was funny!!

2007-12-15 14:18:51 · answer #6 · answered by Puddlemere United Fan 6 · 1 0

Bill? Bill Clinton? Is that you?

2007-12-15 13:49:39 · answer #7 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 4 0

You silly, silly boy ....!!
:)
xoxox

2007-12-15 13:49:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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