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Undress yourself and observe which part(s) of the alien's anatomy changes state in response.

2007-12-15 13:12:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Just some thoughts here:

--Frankly, I'd be less worried about what they were wearing, and more worried about what they were *Doing*, especially if it involved *tools* of a destructive, weapon-like nature.

--As far as sexual conduct.....Ewww! For starters, they're another *species*, ok? And for enders...we don't even know if the biology is even compatible. Their DNA could turn the wrong way, they could have weird amino acids and proteins, or the basic *metabolism* could be off by a fraction (for example, if their metabolism used arsenic instead of phosphorus molecules the way ours does, we'd be poisonous to them, they'd sure as hell be poisonous to us).

--And on a more *basic* level still....read the end of H.G. Wells's _War of the Worlds_ sometime. Humanity didn't stop the Martians in this tale....*diseases* did. Therefore, I *highly* doubt aliens *would* show up naked. They wouldn't. If anything, they'd show up dressed in *hazard suits* knowing that we were a primitive, backward, possibly unsanitary people.

But...to answer the *basic* face-value question. O_O

It wouldn't matter unless they had evolved from living things similar to *mammals*. Simply put, virtually everything else *lays eggs* and so there's not going to be a lot of physical differences between the sexes that *we* would spot on a non-mammal-like intelligent lifeform. And *nothing* else on our planet has *milk producing organs*, meaning there'd be no breasts to spot either. So unless *they* come from a world where even the *fish* have mammaries, I doubt we could even tell *who's who*, in terms of who's male, female, or *otherwise*. o_O

In other words. Naked Aliens DO NOT equal Teh Sexy.

Naked Aliens Equal Biological Warfare, because the only reason *they* would be naked on *our* world is because they'd want to *poison* the thing, contaminate it with their equivalents of viruses, bacteria and parasites against which *we* would have no medical defense.

Just my rotten plug nickel. -_- Sorry to shut down the party.

2007-12-15 13:31:00 · answer #2 · answered by Bradley P 7 · 0 0

any body knows by now that i am an alien..we are always naked..except here on earth..we take human form so as to not scare you humans..on our planet our skin is our clothes..we are scalely..our privates dont show until we want them too...we males have double everything...including our tongues...

2007-12-15 13:53:44 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

If the orifice blinks, it's probably the visual outlet. Unless the alien is playing stare down with you.

2007-12-15 13:15:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

You know, the soft & small shaft that just hangs, kinda limp... OMG Im getting depressed!

Thankfully I dont believe in aliens;)

2007-12-15 13:14:00 · answer #5 · answered by xXxPodo 3 · 0 0

i think of i woud "humanize" them and wouldnt seem have been i wouldnt on a individual, so in the event that they have it have been we've the top then, i wouldnt additionally be attentive to i could be watching it, so i dont particularly care in the event that they dont care.

2016-11-27 19:15:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I wouldn't....I would just call Will Smith and the Men in Black..duuuhhh

2007-12-15 13:11:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'd start at the top and work my way down

2007-12-15 14:42:43 · answer #8 · answered by Suicide642 5 · 0 0

I would not look at them i would probably run away screaming or possible rip of my clothes and join them...lol...not really, just run away screaming..maybe... ;D

2007-12-15 13:12:45 · answer #9 · answered by sparkle_sticks_101 2 · 1 0

well aliens look different then us, so how ould we no they were naked??

2007-12-15 13:12:26 · answer #10 · answered by ☀♡soshortnsweet4evDuH♡☀ 2 · 1 0

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