I just got married, my husband wants to play Warcraft all day and i was feeling ignored. Am I sick for starting to like porn.
2007-12-15 11:40:32 · 16 answers · asked by Paola D 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Well, you could demand a second warcraft account and computer and develop a character as well and thus play together.
Alternatively,if you can sew, you could develop a range of revealing war craft costumes to wear that might attract his attention.
Alternatively, just strip off and do what my cat does and sit on his keyboard. [1]Then add your own sultry message about "wanna explore my dungeon", etc, etc, etc
[1] If you are in the habit of occassionally sleeping naked, then you have to sit on the keyboard, otherwise he will not get the message. He will just assume you are going to bed.
If you do start watching porn, do it in the same room and make loud comments like "how the heck do you do that", etc.
If all these fail, ultimatum time. Start by booking nooky time on the calendar. Even turn off the power to get his attention if he misses the booking. Worst case,is new hubby.
BTW, you didn't say how old you both are and whether having sex was specifically discussed before the marriage.
2007-12-15 12:09:11 · answer #1 · answered by Terryc 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2016-07-27 06:54:15 · answer #2 · answered by Karen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are groups for WoW widows, but porn is a cool alternative! Get all horny, and then tell him his next group will just have to wait a while. Don't make him leave the current one, or he will not be in the mood. Plant the idea, and let him finish with the group/instance he is in. Walk by him in either a negligee, or nothing at all, at smile seductively, then just keep going. He will get to where he can stop his game safely, and will come ravage you!!!!!
You could also ask him to check out the sites you find interesting. That is a really great way for the two of you to learn a lot about each other's interests, likes, and dislikes, sexually. He may end up playing WoW only afterwards, kinda like a smoke after sex!!!!
I play WoW, and my wife does her net surfing. I only wish she would watch porn!! Or walk by me semi-naked!!! The group I'm in would just have to do without me, too bad....
2007-12-15 12:03:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For starters, porn is just a secondary substitute for sexual fulfillment. Even at the age of 65 (and with a 60+ wife who spends hours playing similar video games) I also use porn sometimes as a stimulus to gain release. But the fact remains that this should never be a full-time substitute for the real thing.
You might want to take your husbands "habits" as a personal challenge to reform him. I would think you could find some very creative ways on your own to provide both of you a better and more fulfilling act. Good luck!
2007-12-15 12:02:19 · answer #4 · answered by Lifetime Learner 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You become sick when you STAR in porn!! What the hell is a warcraft anyway?
2007-12-15 11:45:24 · answer #5 · answered by david 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
NO a lil porn never hurt anyone!!
2007-12-15 11:47:25 · answer #6 · answered by YUMMY1 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get up in the Morn
Feeling a little Horn
Ya reach for your stack of porn
And now you feel re-born.
2007-12-15 11:45:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not at all. Nothing wrong with porn...just don't let it replace the real thing.
2007-12-15 11:43:30 · answer #8 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
And then 1 woman opens her eyes.
2007-12-15 11:44:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's far better than Warcraft, as you should be to him.
2007-12-15 11:45:36 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋