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I was christmas shopping with my soon to be wife. She AFRICAN AMERICAN. I just happen to bump into my ex wife. She's WHITE. She looked at my girlfriend and said, ''You have got to be kidding? Are you dating this black woman with all that PHAT BOOTY?" I said, "yes, I am?" My ex wife walked a circle around my girlfriend and then said, '"So, you gonna let me tap that before you tie the knot?" I said, "Pardon me?" My ex wife looked at me and said, '"Are you gonna let me taste some of that PHAT BOOTY before you tie the knot with her?"

My girlfriend blushed. What should I do?

2007-12-15 11:33:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Other - Politics & Government

17 answers

Your intent is obviously to get into the Guinness book of records for being thrown of YA the most times. Please make this your best answer and prove my point.

2007-12-15 14:34:29 · answer #1 · answered by rjrmpk 6 · 0 1

Politically speaking ... I would distance myself from the situation

there is an old proverb about a dog with a bone that sees a reflection of himself in the water ... he thinks its another dog with a bone, so he barks at him, and his bone drops and sinks in the water ... dog looses both bones

2007-12-15 19:42:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Do and say nothing. Your ex has shown her back-side. Anything you say or do will most likely just add to that. Why bother?

2007-12-15 19:37:39 · answer #3 · answered by Doc 7 · 1 1

You can say to your fiance, "Now you've
witnessed a fine example of why I'm not
still in a marriage with that mad cow."

2007-12-15 19:47:02 · answer #4 · answered by Pandora 5 · 2 1

I can't believe the people here who are answering your question acutally believe this story? You are so full of sh*t.

2007-12-15 22:11:16 · answer #5 · answered by lemondrop 6 · 0 0

OMG, it appears to me that your ex is trying to f--- with your head man. I would just apologize to the fiance for the ex's rudeness.

2007-12-15 19:44:37 · answer #6 · answered by libbyM 2 · 0 2

Just ignore her. If you feel the need apologize, for you ex, to your fiance.

2007-12-15 19:39:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

What does this ridiculous and probably completely made-up "question" have to do with politics?

2007-12-15 19:43:18 · answer #8 · answered by redphish 5 · 6 0

Take your question to the correct forum.. It has nothing what so ever to do with politics

2007-12-15 20:09:01 · answer #9 · answered by lordkelvin 7 · 1 2

party on Wayne

2007-12-15 19:47:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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