By the way you've just walked in the lounge seen him dead on your floor...that's it....so what do ya do folks??
2007-12-15 11:21:32 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'm lovin these answers!! I'm not sure if it's internet time in Prisons though at the mo as alot of you seem to be in to black marketeering!!!! lol!!
2007-12-15 11:33:08 · update #1
Check what's left in his sack and eat his reindeer.
2007-12-15 11:24:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Think to myself that the cops will never believe me a third time, what with the Easter Bunny episode last year, and the tooth fairy thing the year before that! There's only so many people I can kill without the cops getting suspicious, and only so much room under the garden patio! I had a hard time explaining the garage full of easter eggs, but now the basement is full of toys as well. I'll have to start selling it all fast, wholesale!
2007-12-15 11:32:40 · answer #2 · answered by Mental Mickey 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hide the Presents
Call 9-1-1
2007-12-15 11:27:17 · answer #3 · answered by remoserjr107 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Say, "Oh ****," take his wallet and whatever is left in his bag of presents. Call up a friend with a truck and load all the **** we stole and then call the cops.
2007-12-15 11:27:24 · answer #4 · answered by Jarod 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever seen "Don't tell mom the babysitters dead" Well I would do what they did. I'm working on that Rose. hehehehe Love, honey
2007-12-15 14:17:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess I'd be getting out the hacksaw and a few trash bags. I'm not going down for it.
2007-12-15 11:24:46 · answer #6 · answered by Pvt. Joker 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loot his sleigh then put the body in the neighbors yard and make it look like a suicide. If that doesnt work then I pin it on my neighbors....then loot their house
2007-12-15 11:30:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd phone up the tabloids and see who was willing to offer the most money for my exclusive story
2007-12-15 11:28:44 · answer #8 · answered by JanJan 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
1st i would wonder how he got in we have blocked the fire place
off
then i would grab a shovel dig a hole and bury him
can you imagine trying to explain to the police that you have santa dead in your house they would send u off to the funny farm
and it was your mince pie that did him in
2007-12-15 11:29:09 · answer #9 · answered by beasty 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
call the police, or tell someone to put on his coat, so they will become the new santa claus
2007-12-15 11:27:32 · answer #10 · answered by Donna Rules 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋