http://www.bsnews.org/articles/56
Lousiana to be sold back th the french!! Solution to all the rebuilding problems in New Orleans!!
2007-12-15 07:17:47 · 12 answers · asked by wowser 5 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Grin!!!!! Reminds me
Three brothers Neil, Jeb and Dubya, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard.
"Come have a look over here", says Neil, "It's Obidiah Jones' grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87."
"That's nothing", says Jeb, "here's one named Butch Smith. It says here that he was 95 when he died."
Just then, Dubya yells out, "But here's a fella that died when he was 145 years old!"
"What was his name?" asks Neil.
Dubya lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Austin."
2007-12-15 07:29:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
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Posted By: BS (07 Feb 06 14:49:41)
This article bested 3,500 other Humorfeed.com headlines to win 'Best Fake News Story of 2005.'
Posted By: marinus (08 Feb 06 15:48:31)
Professor Zilnick is right, this is certainly one of the most entertaining stories of the year. I agree with him that “Shuba-pie! Frafer-perly yom kom drabby sham!” expresses the correct sentiment, only I can't pronounce it as well as I heard him do on "howard 100 News" on Sirius Satellite Radio today (02/08/2006).
Posted By: extrapolater (07 Dec 06 15:42:11)
You had me at "Shuba-pie!"
2007-12-15 15:33:29 · answer #2 · answered by djominous20 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
“This is indeed a smart move,” commented Fox News analyst Brit Hume. “Not only have we stopped the flooding in our own budget, we’ve made money on the deal. Plus, when the god-awful French are done fixing it up, we can easily invade and take it back again.”
Ha ha
2007-12-15 15:37:03 · answer #3 · answered by Taylor 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha. Funny. Sounds about right for Bush. I've never heard of this website, but it sounds like _The Onion_, so I'll have to check it out.
"'Plus, when the _god-awful French_ are done fixing it up, we can easily invade and take it back again.'" LMAO.
2007-12-15 15:35:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
While waiting for the presidential press conference to begin, the reporter approached a man standing alone in a corner.
"So," said the journalist, "have you heard the latest joke about dumbo President Bush?"
The man pinned him with a steely gaze, "Before you tell it, I should inform you that I am proud to work for the White House."
"Thanks for the warning," rejoined the reporter. "I'll tell it slowly and explain it for you then."
2007-12-15 15:23:38 · answer #5 · answered by Grey_Stone 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Lol! Very funny... BS News!
2007-12-15 16:46:18 · answer #6 · answered by The Wiz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because its BS News. Not true.
2007-12-15 15:22:54 · answer #7 · answered by BekindtoAnimals22 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why sell it, just give it back. It will continue to sink and the cost isn't worth it.
2007-12-15 15:22:17 · answer #8 · answered by The Voice of Reason 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
That really wouldn't surprise me.
2007-12-15 15:34:56 · answer #9 · answered by Zardoz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"bs" news...for those who really need to get out more often.
2007-12-15 15:23:05 · answer #10 · answered by bilez1 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋