Here are a couple of ones from my own childhood.
I was shooting off bottle rockets and decided to play artillery, so I was shooting them at about a 45 degree angle. One landed on one of my mom's greenhouses (she owned a nursery/landscaping business) and set it on fire. Luckily, I saw it and used the hose on it. She never said anything about it later.
Another time, I found her golf clubs so went out to the front yard to hit a few balls. Unfortunately, I chose to hit them towards the house and I sent one of the first balls right through the 6' tall decorative, glazed glass adjacent to the front door.
What about you?
2007-12-15 06:26:54 · 9 answers · asked by Abby O'Normal 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Oh, I forgot to tell you about the time I found a box of ExLax and thought it was candy. I ate the whole thing! What a dumba** I was sometimes.
2007-12-15 06:32:36 · update #1
i put some little red bead things up my nose
then i put a dime up my nose, and ended up swallowing it
idk why i put so much stuff up my nose...
2007-12-15 06:31:34 · answer #1 · answered by Jordan Alexis 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How much time do you have?
1. Walked across thin ice ... went for a swim in negative degree weather
2. Set my room on fire .... Me on fire .. I have pyromania issues and the burns to prove it
3. When I was like 13 I was baby sitting and managed to get locked out and the little brat wouldn't open the door... Tried climbing in a 2nd story window. You don't want to know what I broke, dislocated, and fractured.
4. Any and everything else I did involved incredibly large quanitities of drugs ...
Oh yes I did a lot of bad things in Catholic school .... Made out in the confessional, told the priests ad nuns I was gay ... Omg I spent sooo much time locked in a room supposidly praying for my soul .... Oh that was great ....
2007-12-15 09:27:48 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Holly Cookie Starr™♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In 6th grade I put white powdered sugar in one of those tiny baggies that necklaces come in. I dropped it outside of the cafeteria at my school. Some one found it and all hell broke loose. They had dogs all over the school. In 9th grade I lit fire crackers right as I walked out the door of the school. It was right before school started. 20 people were hauled in and punished, so I confessed. I received two and a half days suspension for that.
2007-12-15 09:02:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am still a kid and i think they stupidest thing i have done is have a bottle rocket, and i made a pile of sticks and dogs and poored gas on it and lit the bottle rocket and it flew into the file of gassy sticks and caught all the sticks on fire haha it was fun
2007-12-15 06:32:16 · answer #4 · answered by Brendan U 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My best friend lived next to the county highway garage, where they kept all the highway vehicles.
He came up with the idea of going on a vandalism raid. All I remember for certain is that we smashed a bunch of headlights, though I'm sure we did more than that.
Somehow, I'm not sure how, we escaped punishment except for a stern talking to.
2007-12-15 09:05:00 · answer #5 · answered by Abby Normal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I did so many stupid things as a kid I could write a book.
1# I convinced my neighbor that you could jump off the roof like the penguin in Batman or like Mary Poppins with and umbrella that he would float down, instead he dropped like a brick and he broke his arm and leg.
2# We wanted to do Grandpa Munsters trick lighting our thumb and blowing it out. I got a bottle of Mentholated Spirits out of my dads shed we stuck our thumbs in it and lit them blowing them out. The same neighbor who fell off our roof wanted to have a turn. Unknowing he was wearing a highly flammable sweater it caught on fire. My dad came bolting outside and rolled him on the ground to put him out. The neighbor kids hair and eye brows were all singed off his mother freaked.
3# I built an Indian tee pee with bed sheets from the clothes line and made a cubby house around a pine tree. It even had a rock fire place inside. When we lit it up it filled all up with smoke and caught on fire within minutes of lighting it causing the whole tree to catch on fire. Of course I wore the blame for it and the neighbor kid was barred from hanging around me. I could tell you more but I don't want to hog the page how many times I imitated stunts from Chuck Norris Danger Man show.
2007-12-15 07:18:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
i left home aged about 5 with my twin sister.we were given a tin of food each and a bowl and fork.As we sat looking in confusion at the tins we were never going to be able to infiltrate,sat either side of an orange box-our parents watched us gleefully from the window above!!!
2007-12-15 06:51:35 · answer #7 · answered by porkupine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well im kinda still a kid... (im 10...) i havent really done anything THAT stupid but my brother when he was little went around asking guys if they had a penis LOL :P and whenever he saw a black lady he was like hey mommy look at the monkey lady!!! Oh yeah and he called trucks f*cks!!!
he was like look at the f*ck!!!
LOL those were the days... :P
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2007-12-15 06:36:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
heeheeheehee.....
Your stories have me laughing...
Thank you...
I am too tired to write the book of my childhood...I did a lot of stupid stuff....
Peace.
2007-12-15 11:50:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋