And why each Christmas gift? This should be fun!
Clinton
Obama
Huckabee
Edwards
Guiliani
Romney
Richardson
Biden
McCain
Thompson
2007-12-15 05:35:28 · 7 answers · asked by shlomogon 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Elections
Clinton- A pile of BS
Obama- A copy of the Constitution
Huckabee- A detailed account of how to accept gifts without technically violating the law.
Edwards- A box of Christmas candy.
Guiliani- Pictures from 9/11 and a list of his wives.
Romney- A book of Mormon, and a list of his wives.
Richardson- A book of translations of his speeches.
Biden- Directions to Ron Paul's house and plans for a bomb.
McCain- Videos of speeches he made before his 2004 sell-out to Bush.
Thompson- A subscription to TV Guide.
2007-12-15 05:50:36 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Make Edwards President so we can get the country straight!!!
Give Obama more time for a present.
Clinton needs Rosie O'Donald.
Huckabee the boot.
Guiliani another wife.
Romney a King's James Bible .
Richardson nothing.
Biden a new deal.
McCain send him back to Nam.
Thompson another movie role.
2007-12-15 05:43:02 · answer #2 · answered by honeydoes706 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Fred Thomson should give Hitler-ey Clinton a slap in the face. I can't belive that people really think that she may be president???
You know that if the wench or Obama become President someone will probably assainate them right?
2007-12-15 05:48:18 · answer #3 · answered by chefslash 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They would give eachother whatever would make them look best in the eyes of the press and the public. The gifts would be motivated completely by that, not by any real spirit of giving, I am afraid.
2007-12-15 05:42:02 · answer #4 · answered by Leah 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ron Paul would hand out copies of the U.S. Constitution.
The rest would give each other Halvah Parfait, Hamentaschen Cookies, Kichlach and Marzipan Cookies to show where their priorities lie.
I like how you put "candidates" in quotes.
2007-12-15 05:51:41 · answer #5 · answered by doug4jets 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Great question
Clinton> a faithful husband
Obama>
Huckabee>a lesson on people who do not believe, are good people too
Edwards> A gift certificate at super cuts
Giuliani>
Romney>
Richardson>
Biden>
McCain> This quote for supporting W on his war of choice, "You sacrificed your principles on the alter on your ambition
Thompson>
PS I am still shopping so check back later for those without gifts
2007-12-15 05:39:19 · answer #6 · answered by jean 7 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Boxes of mud.
2007-12-15 05:39:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋