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2007-12-15 04:51:34 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

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The government of Israel has one big problem. They cave into the irrational demands of Condoleezza Rice.

'Twas the week before Chanukah and all through the house
Not a Creature Was Stirring ‘cept Condi, the louse
The meetings in Annapolis were planned with much care,
In hopes that just Muslims, NO JEWS would appear.

The children in Sedrot were all snug in their bed,
While visions of Kassams all filled them with dread;
And Livni in her 'kerchief, and Abbas with guns,
And Olmert with Comb-over, Barak with the runs,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
A Saudi sprang from the table to see what was the matter.
Away from the Jew-door he flew like a bird,
And shutters and threw up the sash.
The Jews wanted a handshake, A JEW, HOW ABSURD

‘Twas a big black stretch-limo a scissor and Map
To beat on Israelis, till they all felt like crap
With a little old driver, so angry and mean,
It Must be Jim Baker the Arab Machine.

More rapid than eagles his Bakers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, Hamas! now, Fatah! now, Saudi and his Vixen!
On, Syria! On Hezbollah! I’m better than Nixon!

To the top of the porch! And down the long hall!
Now dash out Judea! Samaria! and all!"
As vultures that before the wind fly,
When they smell a dead body, mount to the sky,
So into Annapolis-the Arabs they flew,
They wanted all Israel and Jerusalem too

And then, in a twinkling, I heard down the hall,
The Whispering of Condi and Jim Baker the Small
With my head in my hand, he was turning around,
Through the No Jews Allowed entrance he came with a bound.

He was dressed all in Aboud, from his head to his foot,
He wanted Israel tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of weapons he had in his car,

To give to the terrorists hiding in Egypt and Qatar.
His eyes -- how they were evil, his frown was so mean!
His cheeks were so pallid, his nose was so green

His thin little lips were drawn up with a snarl,
And Condi beside him dressed like a Moll
The teeth in her mouth were gritted with disdain,
No Empathy for victims its time to cause Jew PAIN;

She called Abbas a hero and patted his head,
But he killed little babies we told her instead.
His friends from Hamas were launching the mortars
And his own Fatah group were shooting the borders.

A wink of her eye and a twist of her head,
Soon gave me to know I should be filled up with dread
She spoke lots of words, and went straight to her work,
Creating danger for Jews, that woman’s a jerk,

And laying her finger aside of her nose,
And hiding the tear she had in her hose,
She sprang to her mike, her team gave a hoot,
And before they all left gave the Palis some loot
But I heard her exclaim, ere she spoke to the news,
"I hope they all die, after all they’re Just Jews."



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2007-12-15 06:45:37 · answer #1 · answered by Ivri_Anokhi 6 · 0 1

Israel government is the final colonial government. In colonial equipment of government people have not any announcing interior the colonial activities"settlers" and settlements. people will chosen the fewer evil. Israeli oppose settlements and occupation yet not something can an common Israeli do to alter the placement on the floor. there's no written shape interior the rustic and purely colonial regulations are working the state.

2016-10-11 08:33:09 · answer #2 · answered by ragoonanan 3 · 0 0

Gotta tell ya Paperback Writer you're sure are a pistol. Gotta say I got a good belly rumbling chuckle from your right on the money explanation of the situation. I don't like the Israeli government but that means very little to the way of things. I don't like the Governments of Russia, Germany, France, the UK, Mexico, China or the US either. Government is a necessary evil, but in all honesty I have to say that the Israeli government is the only actual democracy in the area and therefore one of the good guys. Keep on slugging gal.

2007-12-15 07:09:29 · answer #3 · answered by Mike S 7 · 1 1

The Israel Lobby and U.S. Foreign Policy :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNQv5YSg_YA

2007-12-15 12:27:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Oh, I HATE them - I mean, how DARE they keep giving the Palestinians in Gaza free water, fuel and electricity while those same people bombard Israeli towns with kassam rockets which have already killed many Israelis!

The sheer nerve of those blasted Israeli politicians - refusing to carpet bomb Gaza to shut down the terrorists, just so they can avoid killing innocent Palestinians, among whom the terrorists have stationed themselves!

And I mean, those SILLY Jews, getting so bloody upset just because the Hamas Charter states that only the total destruction of their homeland will make Hamas and all the Palestinians who elected them happy!

Why don't those Israelis just do to the Palestinians what right now the Jordanian government, Egyptian government and Lebanese government are doing to the Palestinians in THEIR countries? In other words, sticking them in refugee camps and not giving them even the basic provisions. That's what these Arab governments are doing?

Why on earth do the Israelis have to go and behave like decent human beings, even to the people who want to destroy them?

HIYA MIKE S - shalom :)

2007-12-15 05:09:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 3

I'll tell you one thing. The Palestinians are the luckiest People on the face of the earth to have an enemy like Israel. ANY other country would have simply crushed them. Israel has taken almost constant, countless, terrorist attacks and done relatively nothing.

2007-12-15 05:00:49 · answer #6 · answered by Homeschool produces winners 7 · 5 3

Me.

And you can write that down.

They were huge supporters of the racist Apartheid Government in South Africa.

2007-12-15 05:15:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

The Israeli government, like the US government, is currently under the control of the pro-war right wing. I don't like that anywhere it happens.

2007-12-15 04:56:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6 5

Who does?

2007-12-15 04:54:23 · answer #9 · answered by David 7 · 3 4

Which animal in "Animal Farm" didn't like the Pigs? = Americans

2007-12-15 04:55:11 · answer #10 · answered by The One 2 · 1 6

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