2007-12-15 04:07:04 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes. But, sadly, the toaster and I are no more. He found out about my fling with the blender and broke up with me.
2007-12-15 04:11:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes, I've been loved all my appliances over the years, but all of the relationships ended for the following reasons:
1. Refrigerator: His love for me cooled.
2. Oven: He was too conceited (thought he was so hot.)
3. Trash Compactor: He smothered me.
4. Microwave: How do I say this delicately - he was just too fast, if you know what I mean.
5. Dishwasher: Found out he had a spotty past.
6. Washing Machine: He did NOT know how to fight fairly and always put his own spin on things.
7. Dryer: Left me high and dry.
I'm moving on to the living room. Hopefully I'll have better luck there.
2007-12-15 04:18:34 · answer #2 · answered by Collinsville Cookie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sadly, yes.
I have this huge refrigerator in my kitchen. In the beginning, she was beautiful, with only a few watermelon puddles inside. But she grew in years and I had to wash her often, and then...her door became warped.
Our relationship has changed, I'm afraid. She is no longer beautiful but old and ugly, and since her door no longer closes reliably, I kick her each time I close her door, to remind her that, ugly or not, she has a duty to me until her fan motor dies. If I do not kick her, she cheats on me and leaves part of her door open so that my food will spoil. This is payback for the kicks, I'm sure.
So there you have it.
TX MOM
2007-12-15 04:13:27 · answer #3 · answered by TX Mom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've got no longer, yet i think of my mom is............ She has a 28 yrd previous Kenmore Micro-classic selection that she would be in a position to no longer pull the plug on: a million) The oven would not provide her any warmth 2) 2 of the burners do no longer mild her hearth 3) The microwave # lights are burned out & she would be in a position to't see the # of minutes/seconds that are left.
2016-11-27 02:32:31 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once tried to put the move on a Amana 26 cubic foot refrigerator, but it gave me the cold shoulder and gave me back all of the magnets on had placed on the door. I was really frosted. It sent chills down my spine.
2007-12-15 04:13:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why yes. The deep fry, blender only if tequilas involved.
2007-12-15 04:09:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My toaster. Its a love hate relationship, but no matter how often I get shocked, we always make up.
2007-12-15 04:19:10 · answer #7 · answered by Runa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shure,but i slapped it around a bit before smashing it on the floor.
2007-12-15 04:11:12 · answer #8 · answered by Poker Face 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes and thank God my washing machine hasn't found out about the dishwasher and I.
2007-12-15 04:11:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, a food processor
2007-12-15 04:09:08 · answer #10 · answered by Trev 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋