New 2007 Tax
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the
Male penis.
This is due to the fact that
69% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,
10% of the time it is hard up,
20% of the time it is Pissed off and
1% of the time it is in the hole.
On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts!
HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2007, the penis will
Now be taxed according to size.
The brackets are as follows:
10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00
8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00
5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00
3 - 5" Nuisance Tax $30.00
Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.
Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a tax refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION
2007-12-15 02:13:52 · 6 answers · asked by christina30 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I don't feel bad for you Homer Jay!
2007-12-15 02:29:35 · update #1
Crap, I hate capital gains.
2007-12-15 02:19:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny!
2007-12-15 10:24:07 · answer #2 · answered by Preacher's Wife 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too too funny !! I WILL BE copying that to send on to friends, thanks for sharing!!
2007-12-15 10:19:24 · answer #3 · answered by Udontnome (ad space for sale) 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it is
2007-12-15 10:17:57 · answer #4 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...lol...lol
Cant stop laughing
Cheers
2007-12-15 10:36:43 · answer #5 · answered by Prince 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny, thanks ;)
2007-12-15 10:18:41 · answer #6 · answered by The French Connection 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋