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2007-12-15 01:45:35 · 6 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Chive no idea sugar, but they`re no lemons and I suppose they could make a mint.
2007-12-15 03:48:20 · answer #1 · answered by *~STEVIE~* *~B~* 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A patron ordered a Manhattan.
When served there was a piece of parsley floating in the glass. "What in the world is this?" asked the man.
The bartender replied, "Central Park."
2007-12-15 09:57:57 · answer #2 · answered by Beach Saint 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, they'll STICK him in a cell--er, eeeehhhh!
That is, if they can catchup to him.
After all, he's probably a CON. DEMENT ed, that is.
(BTW, I've never seen so many Top Contributers on a question. Doesn't anyone have a life around here?)
2007-12-15 09:55:09 · answer #3 · answered by dnldslk 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd doubt it. Farmers are generally self-employed rather than wage-earners, so it's unlikely that he would have any wages to speak of.
2007-12-15 14:50:37 · answer #4 · answered by dan131m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is a question I will have to chew on for a while.
2007-12-15 09:53:07 · answer #5 · answered by Bears Mom 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
they might cut him to shreds in court
2007-12-15 09:48:52 · answer #6 · answered by a c 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋