and do you ever stick to it,as i never do!
2007-12-15 01:25:16 · 17 answers · asked by bigbaps 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
Never make one then I cannot break it.lol
2007-12-15 01:28:22 · answer #1 · answered by Ollie 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
To jump of the tyne. ;0)
Q. How do you brainwash a blonde?
A. Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q. How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.
Q. Why don’t blondes eat bananas?
A. They can’t find the zipper.
Q. Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
A. Because red means “Stop, wrong hole.”
Q. Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.
Q. What do blondes do for foreplay?
A. Remove their underwear.
Q. Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A. Cause their balls show.
Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A. Fertilized.
Q. How do blondes turn the light on after sex?
A. Kick open the car door.
Q. What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?
A. Bucket seats.
Q. Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A. She’s been laid all over the country.
Q. What important questions does a blonde ask her mate before having sex?
A. Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate.
Q. Why do blondes have orgasms?
A. So they know when to stop having sex.
Q. How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A. The next person in the queue line taps you on the shoulder.
Q. Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?
A. So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
A. Not everyone has been in a limo.
Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?
A. The blonde has the higher sperm count.
Q. Why do blondes find it difficult to marry?
A. Because you don’t have to marry them for sex.
Q. Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?
A. When they do the splits, they stick to the floor.
Q. Why do blondes have legs?
A. To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
Q. What is the irritating part around a blonde’s vagina?
A. The other guys waiting their turn.
Q. Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
A. So they don’t **** everywhere when you pull their ****.
Q. What do you see when you look into a blonde’s eyes?
A. The back of her head.
Q. Why wasn’t the Virgin Mary a blonde?
A. She wouldn’t have been old enough to bear children.
Q. Why are blondes hurt by people’s words?
A. People keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q. What did the blonde do when she got her period?
A. Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her.
Q. What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A. Last year’s hide and seek champ.
Q. Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A. Cause she blows the horn.
Q. Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A. She missed.
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A. It is difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
2007-12-15 02:47:52 · answer #2 · answered by sweetness 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
To stop making New Years Resolutions.
2007-12-15 01:29:15 · answer #3 · answered by Gavin T 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I made a resolution about 5 years ago to never make another resolution......and it's been working ever since.....now I don't have to feel bad every year for trying to stop doing something that I secretly enjoy.
2007-12-15 01:28:47 · answer #4 · answered by Chris 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I stopped making new years resolutions since I never could keep them. My aim for 2008 though is to continue my attempt to complete everything I ever started.
2007-12-15 01:28:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
To be less shy and more sociable.
To work hard to get good grades.
To lose a minimum amount of weight.
Well, I don't usually stick to them.
But when it came to my grades, I was always a
good student, then I moved and everything wasn't going
well until I got so sick of it that I followed through.
It feels great, so try your best to stick with it!! =D
Merry Christmas and a happy new years! =]
2007-12-15 01:35:33 · answer #6 · answered by Cassandra S. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To slow down and enjoy what I have - my family, my home, all my privillages and to stop looking for material things I think I need to make me happy (eg. bigger house, better car). I need to take in what is important and start to really understand and appreciate just how many wonderful (non - material ) things I have.
I think it is what we call "stopping and smelling the roses". That is what I am going to do a lot of in 2008 and hopefully ever after!
2007-12-15 01:32:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To stop biting my nails. Its been the same one for 20 years now so obviously i never stick to it. This year i will though.....
2007-12-15 01:27:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I always said to quit smoking, but I already did that in August, so I have to find a new one. Probably just to eat healthier & take care of myself a little bit more.
2007-12-15 01:32:58 · answer #9 · answered by Michael S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To keep hiding my SHMILY notes for my husband in conspicuous places, to keep telling my kids how important and loved they are and start my new "happy memories" journal for 2008.
SHMILY=See How Much I Love You
2007-12-15 01:33:44 · answer #10 · answered by aylatroy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say no to people when i have to! Lol im determined to stick to it this time :)
2007-12-15 01:30:16 · answer #11 · answered by Shri 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋