Canterbury Tales?

Question

You’re a judge in the county Divorce Court. The Wife of Bath has come before you wanting a divorce from her sixth husband. She cites that he is stingy and not very energetic when she turns out the lights. Having read her story, what is your argument to grant or refuse her petition?

Answer 1

You, madam, are a ficticious character in a terribly overrated
work by a terribly overrated author.

Request denied!