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All my vinyl siding is gone, and if those jerks aren't belting out the 4000th off-tune rendition of "Jingle Bells", they're getting it on on top of my minivan. Damn them all to hell!

2007-12-15 00:45:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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What the f#@& ? Alek are you a Dalek or not ?


Exterminate!!!

2007-12-15 00:49:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

OMG. You must live in a strange neighborhood. Sounds like a water hose is needed for these good people. But seriously, if you could record some of this destruction with a video camera, the police should be able to help you.

2007-12-15 08:50:50 · answer #2 · answered by Patty B 1 · 1 0

I think this is the year you should finally quit spiking the eggnog with Quaaludes......

Additionally, it's a well known fact that 2 out of every 10 carolers has "Pica"; in other words, they'll eat almost anything!

2007-12-15 11:16:19 · answer #3 · answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7 · 0 0

Tearing up the house? Call the insurance company
Making out? Break out the cam corder

2007-12-15 09:01:13 · answer #4 · answered by Thomas G 6 · 1 0

My first response is to tell them to "go back to church" but then I had to stop and think where they learned this type of behavior.....hmmmm, where could we send them???

School perhaps, but then they "poison" the other students.

I give up.

Peace.

2007-12-15 09:42:33 · answer #5 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 1 0

I try to scare the Dickens out of them.

2007-12-15 09:13:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

get him with the hose and let them freeze solid, then just put them out to the curb with the trash

2007-12-15 08:51:06 · answer #7 · answered by sexy joker 6 · 1 0

Um, you know you're a Dalek right?
And what are Dalek's known best for, why EXTERMINATION of course.
;)

2007-12-15 09:37:49 · answer #8 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 1 0

I run out without my pants on waving my cane in the air yelling, "GIT!!"

2007-12-15 13:47:08 · answer #9 · answered by Sister Buk (Dots) 2 · 1 0

Are we dipping into the eggnog this morning, Alec....Hmmmmm?

2007-12-15 09:33:50 · answer #10 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 1 0

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