I got this posted in the comments section of one of my poems... do you think they're serious?
Greetings.
I represent the estate of the late Jim Morrison.
Our law offices have reviewed your poem, and it is our position that "Hello, excuse me, can you tell me your name?" is a copyright infringement to "Hello, I Love You" (won't you tell me your name?.) Our duty to the late author of these lyrics leaves us no choice but to provide notice to you of the following:
Enclosed please find a Summons and Complaint with a Statement of Damages for $100,000,000 (One Hundred Million Dollars). Please sign the Notice of Acknowledgement and Receipt of Summons and Complaint and return an original signed copy in the envelope provided. Should you refuse to accept service of process in this manner, the court may award us the costs of retaining a private process service to personally serve you with the enclosed documents.
We are willing to entertain a settlement offer within the reasonable boundaries of the amount alleged in the Complaint, but no less than $80,000,000 (Eighty Million Dollars).
Should you have any questions or desire further information, please do not hesitate to contact our offices.
With kind regards,
M. Tipton Thomas, III, Esq.
Dewey, Cheetham & Howe, LLC
2007-12-15
00:35:20
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Oh my gosh! I can't beleive I didn't see the name of the 'law firm'! And I just deleted that poem too!
Oh, that was so mean.
Why do people do things like this? Oh that was awful! I suspected it was a fake too, and I was going to wait until they responded to delete my poem! But I got scared... and deleted it anyway! Argh! I am SO reposting it!
Thanks for your responses, people!
2007-12-15
00:51:24 ·
update #1