2007-12-14 22:57:29 · 7 answers · asked by kimht 6 in News & Events ➔ Media & Journalism
I know I have heard this same story for that past 2 Christmas'
that some one in Illinois I think keeps putting rare gold coins in those Salvation Army change collectors. You know the ones that are outside of stores with the bell ringers. And nobody seems to know who is doing it. This will probably hit the new again this year.
2007-12-14 23:26:15 · answer #1 · answered by acot_anthonym 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Santa's sleigh crashed in Canada, spilling presents all over it's many hockey rinks. The ensuing panic causes the price of Maple Syrup to drop dramatically, making this a very tasty holiday season.
2007-12-14 23:03:55 · answer #2 · answered by CHB 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How Santa crashed his sleigh into a slew of innocent children, and then left the scene of the crime. Oh yeah and about how he got drunk when he was planning the little kids gift packages and gave some of them assault rifles and some other kids got live grenades and bottles of whiskey...
On a more serious note, stories that don't make me think that the world is coming to an end in the next month... I'm sick and tired of "THE WORLD IS GOING TO EXPLODE" and "THE WORLD IS GOING TO MELT" and "PARIS HILTON GOT DRUNK AND HIT A PARKED CAR... AND CHIPPED A NAIL!" and especially not another "MICHAEL JACKSON IS AT IT AGAIN!"
In other words happy, non-retarded stuff.
2007-12-14 23:04:20 · answer #3 · answered by Dan. 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The news I'd like to hear would be that they will turn the volume of all adverts down to the same level as the programs that we're watching, so that we don't have to keep hitting the mute button!
2007-12-14 23:17:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That the sales are 99% :)
2007-12-14 23:00:21 · answer #5 · answered by brian l 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Feel good stories about good Samaritans.
2007-12-14 22:59:33 · answer #6 · answered by Stephanie F 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maddie McCann found safe and well!!!!
2007-12-15 14:16:04 · answer #7 · answered by 'Er indoors!! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋