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There's a guy down here with a really bad tan.
He's seriously getting on my nerves.
Can anyone direct me to the nearest exit?

2007-12-14 18:51:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

10 answers

Be warned it's bl**dy freezing up here at the moment.

It may be worth proximity to an ugly tan to stay a bit warmer

2007-12-15 09:59:41 · answer #1 · answered by rosie recipe 7 · 0 0

Perhaps you should think why you have landed in Hades which really isn't a bad place some of the spirits down there are quite lively.

2007-12-15 06:39:03 · answer #2 · answered by runesmisstress 3 · 0 0

Look for a river called 'Lethe' - take a drink, cross the river, and take the exit behind the 3-headed dog. Write down the instructions first because you will forget them.

2007-12-15 02:57:26 · answer #3 · answered by dukefenton 7 · 3 0

hah, yeah, well, cerberus won't let you go. no man alive enters hades and no man dead leaves hades. except of course if you make a deal...

2007-12-15 06:46:05 · answer #4 · answered by . 5 · 0 0

Hades was a deity not a place.

2007-12-16 04:24:05 · answer #5 · answered by EdgeWitch 6 · 0 1

Second star to the right... and straight on til morning.

2007-12-15 05:19:22 · answer #6 · answered by Orion Quest 6 · 1 0

Get some ruby slippers and click your heels ..........oh wait that's Kansas.......eeeeeeerrrrrrrrr I'll get back to you !!

2007-12-15 03:31:54 · answer #7 · answered by Crusha03 6 · 1 0

Look for the light and go there and meet with a man named Jesus, he's the savior!

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Sweetie

2007-12-15 12:23:52 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Šωèé†íé♥ 6 · 1 0

This post is utter drivel and brings shame on every member of your family.

2007-12-15 02:54:37 · answer #9 · answered by Miss Ann Thrope 3 · 0 3

i got stuck in a toilet once!

2007-12-15 03:54:46 · answer #10 · answered by fozz 4 · 2 0

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