Example: Laffy Taffy Jokes.
short simple sweet
I love this one:
What animal do you not want to play cards with?
A cheetah :)
2007-12-14 18:30:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?
Because then they'd be called bagels :)
2007-12-14 18:37:09 · update #1
What kind of cheese isn't your cheese?
Nacho cheese :)
2007-12-14 18:38:16 · update #2
knock knock jokes.
Children are so clever.
2007-12-14 18:36:09 · answer #1 · answered by So Now I Sing 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a book with the subtitle: If ugliness were bricks, your mother would be a housing project. I also like to say if I am near someone whose foot was stepped on, or who stubbed his toe, "did that hurt, shall I call a toe-truck for you?"
Also the Sarah Silverman program which is x-rated has some great one-liners as well as bad ones.
2007-12-14 19:15:02 · answer #2 · answered by gwellssss 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-17 18:38:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew a guy who's breath was so bad, that when he smoked, he blew onion rings!
(O.K.--the real best ones will get me flagged.)
--poopster
2007-12-14 18:36:55 · answer #4 · answered by p00pster 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would laugh but it wasn't funny!!!!!!!! made it myself, pretty crappy huh?
2007-12-14 18:35:21 · answer #5 · answered by The J-man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no i got none.. sorry :-)
2007-12-14 18:34:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋