English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

I saw my neighbor standing out in your yard in his skivies, shaking his fist at the heavens screaming 'why have you forsaken me??'

I was in a hurry to get groceries inside for a nice Hot Pocket dinenr, so I had no time to help him out.

2007-12-14 17:33:54 · 19 answers · asked by Valkyrie 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

19 answers

those wernt skivies, i was wearing depends

2007-12-14 17:46:51 · answer #1 · answered by Ssshhhh Im becoming aroused™ 3 · 3 0

LMFAO!
Listen to Sway!
Stay away from the hot pockets!
You might as well open one up, rub it on your colon and flush it down the toilet! Because that’s where it’s gonna be 15 minutes after you finish it….with a VENGEANCE!

Are we felling a little skitsophrinic this evening Val?
Where Diane Prince on her take on this?
LOL!
The funniest answer has to be Sway!
That was too funny!

As for the neighbor, leave him alone, I do the same thing when everyone's asleep...at least he's wearing skivies.

2007-12-15 05:49:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

Yick--you EAT Hot Pockets??

2007-12-15 01:38:50 · answer #3 · answered by ©heese 3 · 1 0

He is a purveyor of the ancient art of falconry, and his falcon hunting bird obviously was not coming back.

2007-12-15 01:41:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Last night's football game? (He was reading the newspaper, wasn't he?)He had the wrong Denver RB starting on his fantasy team . Shanahaned again!!! ;D

2007-12-15 01:42:07 · answer #5 · answered by mikeinportc 5 · 0 0

Oh C'mon.... haven't we all been there? I can be seen frequently on my porch in inappropriate attire screaming, "Cruel Fate, Why Do You Mock Me?!?"
You should try it, its very cathartic.

2007-12-15 04:54:30 · answer #6 · answered by eggman 7 · 1 0

he dropped his Hot Pocket =(


now how would you feel about dropping your last Hot Pocket on the ground?

2007-12-15 01:39:10 · answer #7 · answered by Lexasaur 6 · 0 0

He ran out of a six-pack of beer again.

2007-12-15 03:11:22 · answer #8 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 0 0

not neighborly of ya...lol...go run on over missy in ur skivies and ask him whats wrong hahahhaa:)

2007-12-15 01:40:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The delivery stork lost his laundry. That all way,s piss,s me off.

2007-12-15 01:40:11 · answer #10 · answered by revtobadblack 6 · 3 0

fedest.com, questions and answers