Horse drawn carriage ride to swanky five star resort, dinner and drinks, have the piano bar play our song, then give her expensive diamond jewelry and silky lingerie. We then retire to our penthouse suite...
OR
Skitch over to the dumpster behind Hickory Farms, break the padlock on a trailer and crank up "Shoot To Thrill" on the ol' boom box. That's when I give her the pair the three pack of irregular knee-high tube socks. Overcome with passion, reeking of root beer schnapps and cured meats, we bed down on 50 pound sacks of Fresh Step, loins aching...
What are your thoughts, can you good people of P& S help me? After the Wal-Mart incident, I may be finacially constrained as far as option#1...
2007-12-14 16:35:55 · 8 answers · asked by splitlevelmind 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
all I gotta say are the benches in the park are really cold to lay on in the winter
2007-12-14 16:40:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
The horse drawn carriage thing is nice, but there's nothing like Hickory Farms and tube socks. Go for it lol
2007-12-14 18:16:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's Christmas!
Spring for the Peppermint Schnapps!
2007-12-14 16:41:00 · answer #3 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Walmart incident? May I ask what happened at Walmart this time? LOL.
2007-12-14 16:39:28 · answer #4 · answered by Turtle 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No restaurants are open on Christmas Eve, better do the latter.
2007-12-14 16:40:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, I want my Fresh Step back!
2007-12-14 19:21:22 · answer #6 · answered by LucyBoo 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i like the dumpster option myself, sounds like a memorable evening.
2007-12-14 16:40:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
My favorite part was ......
"loins aching"
Yum, yum, yummmyyyy ............
:)
xoxoxoxoo
2007-12-14 17:25:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋