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A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake.

2007-12-14 15:44:55 · 21 answers · asked by Dan Bueno 4 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Senior Citizens

. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.'

'Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car.'

2007-12-14 15:45:12 · update #1

21 answers

Haha good one. Unfortunately, I've had the misfortune of meeting and dealing with so many so called holy people, that I'm inclined to agree.

2007-12-14 15:53:58 · answer #1 · answered by Wickwire 5 · 3 0

Yes, that is so true. Isn it always the Holy Rollers, that are the worst offenders. Just because you may attend church on Sundays, does not mean you practice what the Lord preaches
What is that old saying about thowing the first stone, and the other about people living in glass houses.

2007-12-15 06:56:34 · answer #2 · answered by Moe 6 · 0 0

It's seriously aint even funny no more. I got love for X and I love his music BUT, it's time for him to do some real time. He HAS to get atleast a year to set him straight. This probation ish obviously isnt working. I got a year in juvie for skipping skool too much and this ***** (along with his rap sheet) is still out and about after bail??

2016-04-09 04:04:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

She should have gotten a ticket for tailgating.
It has been my experience that one should not expect anything special from a person just because they claim to be a xtian.

2007-12-14 17:19:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Dan-Dan-Dan You had me going there at the beginning. I just figured out why your avatar is named "DanBueno" cute! Loved your answer in the fishing/sex question!!

2007-12-14 15:51:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha ha ha. Good one. Seriously, though, maybe she should have been arrested anyway. A lot of road ragers do things like kill people. I don't know.

2007-12-15 05:09:34 · answer #6 · answered by Sarrafzedehkhoee 7 · 0 0

Excellent observation. Humorous but more truthful and that makes it a tad painful. WWJD

2007-12-15 00:03:04 · answer #7 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 2 0

Heard that story several months ago but it still bears true and makes one think.

2007-12-14 15:53:15 · answer #8 · answered by ziggy_brat 6 · 0 0

It would be funny but I suspect its a real life experience. I have PERSONALLY witnessed similar things!!!!

2007-12-14 22:29:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Oh yeah been there done that. see people who claim to be religious doing stuff that totally amazes me.

2007-12-14 15:59:43 · answer #10 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2 0

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