If you bumped into Vince McMahon at a Starbucks....?

Question

What would you tell him, if anything?

"Spill my coffee on him", HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

"I would look under the table he eating at and see if Batista is there", OUCH! HA! HA! HA! HA!

At the end of the day the guy from the PSP commercials will go up to him. He'll stand side by side with Vince until Vince notices him. Vince will say 'Can I help you?' Then the guy will proceed to do an imitation "YOUR'E FIRED!" to his face! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! *shed a tear*

Answer 1

To be honest, I'd probably gawk for a few seconds. We don't get any celebs around here. I'd ask for an autograph and picture, we'll get our coffee and leave.

Yeah, like any of you would kick him in the jewels or do a pedrigee in the middle of Starbucks. You're all talk.

Answer 2

"Forget about it" I'd say Forget about it, nod no, as a request to talk my stance, nod yea to his refusal, and state {"forget about it Vince"} politely allowing his space," see he would be understanding my topics Steroids, Benoit's history deletes and from Andre' to Brett former Superstars disrespected legacy, including genetic jackhammers wellness policy lacking long term disability or retirement, then I'd post here the coward cowared like with Owen and Benoit by not closing the Show with announcement of regretable demise happenstance, Mic skills that Heartless lack, but could have and should have been delegated! Ending I'd wish him No luck, stating open compitition will someday replace his dynasty!

Answer 3

I would probably just say hi to him and just act like he is a normal person. I don't care if people are famous or not, they are the same to me. Then I would probably hand him a folder and say, I have a bunch of stuff in here of what the fans REALLY think and what should be changed and who should be pushed and some storylines. If he takes it then he does, if he doesn't oh well. At least it's a try to change some things.

Answer 4

I don't like the guy on tv, but I've heard his a really cool guy in person. And as much as I don't like him (for various reasons) you can't deny what he's done for the industry. So, I'd at least be polite and (if he listened) give him a viewers perspective, who I think needs to be pushed, what could change..."constructive criticism." I doubt yelling at him about what should change would get anywhere. But guys like vince (business guys) probably appreciate some ideas and info from the customer.

Answer 5

I would give him my finisher and hope he is impressed enough to sign me.

If not, I would say,"Hey, your Vince McMahon, Man thank you so much for the great entertainment you have given mr for the past 20 years and then ask for a picture and an autograph

Answer 6

Id kick him in the grapefruits or raisins laugh at him while he down and say and thats the bottom line cuz my foot says so and then take off be4 i could be identified lol

Answer 7

i'm surprised there are so many people who hate vince. sure, some of the things he does are annoying like hornswoggle and cenas year long title reign. but come on, without vince, wwe wouldnt exist. and pro wrestling wouldnt be what it is today. you people are retarded.

i'd shake his hand and try to get some free tickets.

Answer 8

I would look under the table he eating at and see if Batista is there

Answer 9

i'll ask him why he doesn't give chances to stars like jeff hardy, kane, and carlito on becoming the next wwe champs..

after that i'll just walk away with my head low, run back to him when he's not looking and give him the twist of fate..lol

Answer 10

"hey! whats up Vince! ya wanna give me tickets to RAW? yeah? sure ya do?"
look to see if any of the RAW roster was there
and them ask for an autograph+Vince