A man travelling by plane was in urgent need of the toilet. But each time he looked up, the illuminated sign proclaimed that it was occupied.
The stewardess, aware of his predicament, suggested that he uses the airplane's new prototype women's loo. But he must not press any of the buttons inside. The were labelled WW,WA,PP, and ATR.
The man's curiousity got the best of him and he started pressing the buttons one by one.
When he pressed WW, Warm, fragrant Water was sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, wow, the women really have it made.
Still curious, he pressed the button marked WA, and a gentle breeze of Warm Air quickly dried his hindquarters. He thought this was fantastic and reached for the button marked PP.
This yielded a large Powder Puff that delicately applied a soft talc to his rear. Naturally, he couldn't resist the last button marked ATR.
When he woke up in the hospital, he buzzed for the nurse. "What happened to me? The last thing I remember is that I was in the new ladies' room on a plane."
"Yes," replied the nurse, "apparently you were having a great time until you pressed the ATR button, which stands for AUTOMATIC TAMPON REMOVER. Your penis is under your pillow."
2007-12-14 14:01:51 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Another star for a timeless joke, it gets better as I age!!!!
2007-12-14 14:10:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Your friend is pulling your leg. All the restrooms on airlines are unisex. It's a cute and funny story but that's as far as it goes.
2007-12-15 01:46:12 · answer #2 · answered by mynxr 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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That was really funny. I'm not feeling brilliant this morning, full of cold and I have to work (on a Saturday, yes it sucks!) but I shall look forward to telling this to my workmates when I get to the office! Thanks for cheering me up.
2007-12-14 19:08:21 · answer #3 · answered by chip2001 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-12-14 14:05:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
No, I don't believe it, but it is as funny as heck! Thanks for the laugh. A star for you.
Take a look at the ads on the right. Powder puffs and hot air humidifiers.
2007-12-14 14:21:44 · answer #5 · answered by curious connie 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Suzie, I don't know where you have been getting all these jokes, but you have managed to put a smile on my face daily.Thank you. Happy Holidays!
2007-12-14 23:45:49 · answer #6 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
There's always problems with dealing with things that have strings attached.. chuckle
2007-12-15 02:42:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is great i know a few men that should use that!!! Which plane is this?I'll send them rite away.GREAT so funnie,GOD BLESS have a good day.
2007-12-14 14:10:04 · answer #8 · answered by miranda m 2 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Not true. I used that joke a few months ago
2007-12-14 14:20:43 · answer #9 · answered by Quizard 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is just too funny for words!!! Tee Hee
2007-12-14 14:05:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋