2007-12-14 13:33:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
Because Santa only comes once a year and its in a chimney
2007-12-14 13:41:14 · answer #1 · answered by Ripzone 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
She's too old! Women usually don't have babies after they are past their 40's. Mrs. Claus has got to be atleast a couple of hundred years old! Who knows though, maybe some of the elves are her children. :)
2007-12-14 21:39:36 · answer #2 · answered by Amber 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The elves keep stealing Santas Viagra.
2007-12-14 21:39:13 · answer #3 · answered by infidel-louie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How can you get pregnant when it's so cold you have to wear your fur suit to bed every night. besides she is too busy taking care of the elves and the reindeer to be worried about having mini Santas.
2007-12-14 21:41:53 · answer #4 · answered by Angie T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry that time is over... She is beyond the child bearing years.. She went through menopause already...
2007-12-14 21:42:05 · answer #5 · answered by Silver Moon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course she can! where do you think all those elves came from?
2007-12-14 21:38:56 · answer #6 · answered by halloweenie 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
she not real,too old
2007-12-14 21:41:43 · answer #7 · answered by mags 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She's too old.
2007-12-14 21:37:26 · answer #8 · answered by i luv teh fishes 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because all his balls or on the tree.
2007-12-14 21:54:34 · answer #9 · answered by gen patton 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she's too old.
maybe she is..
who knows. she's too fat to know if she's pregnent or not.
2007-12-14 21:41:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋