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bring in a boom box and play "cant touch this" by mc hammer..... maybe do the hammer slide just a little....

2007-12-14 17:07:50 · answer #1 · answered by Princess Consuela B. Hammock 5 · 2 0

Well a barb wire coat might do the trick. Hang a wire mesh over your shoulders hooked to a magneto. Large sign on both front and back reading, "Do not touch, toucher's will be violated". Cough a lot and mumble "Darn, the doctors said I was cured". Stand there scratching your privates and drool. Mumble stuff about sharp knives and not getting any good broiled liver since leaving the Congo

2007-12-15 16:28:52 · answer #2 · answered by Gonealot R 6 · 2 0

pull a gun on them. jk. jap slap.

good luck picking a best answer.
you all need to go to hollywood where the writers are striking. there's some really funny answers. especially smooches. i'd give you 10 points for that answer.

2007-12-14 23:41:15 · answer #3 · answered by Joyce S 5 · 0 0

Put arms straight out and violently spin in a circle smacking anyone who doesn't move out of the way.

2007-12-15 00:12:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

hmm fart,Take off your pants and shake your groovy buns at them lol.Act like a crazy nutty nut.lol

Do a silly dance
act like you have to fart really bad
lick your own arm
act like you are the most grossest person ever,lol it can be done
fart many time's out loud
Smell your own arm pits
be very rude

2007-12-14 22:48:36 · answer #5 · answered by Smooches just give me some 3 · 3 0

cry! not really funny when you first think about it, but thats what my son used to do when strangers would go to touch him he would start to wail! lol and then it bacame a game people knew to expect it so they went to touch him on purpose just to make him do it! lol It sounds horrible but it was really funny, cause he just hated to be touched by strangers!!!

2007-12-14 21:39:51 · answer #6 · answered by in His image 6 · 2 0

When they're wearing a spacesuit & helmet the next time they greet you ... that might give you a bit of a clue

2007-12-18 18:56:20 · answer #7 · answered by ? Planet 80's ? 4 · 1 0

Punching.

2007-12-14 21:20:18 · answer #8 · answered by Polka Dot Alley 5 · 1 0

making an x with your arms to the person you don't want to be touched by

2007-12-14 21:20:53 · answer #9 · answered by Stark Raving Mad 4 · 3 0

every time the person touches u... smack them .. teach them some obedience lol..

fart, flick u off, walk away, cross arms, give u a nasty facial reaction, jump up and down like they need to pee or sh**

2007-12-14 21:25:33 · answer #10 · answered by Sabba 3 · 3 0

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