2: 1 to unscrew it, 1 to complain about how it's not flourescent.
Or
14, one to screw in the lightbulb, three to make sure that the lightbulb complies with EEOC and OSHA regulations, four to offer psychological counseling to the burned-out lightbulb, and six to circulate petitions demanding that electricity be banned and replaced by candles made of organically-grown soy beans.
2007-12-14 10:38:01 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
how many neo con right wingers does it take to change a lightbulb?
none they just sit in the dark whinging how good it was years ago when they had light
2007-12-14 10:43:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
How many immature, brain-dead Reps does it take? A: 100 is not enough; they'd be so busy arguing about whether the bulb was bought from some "liberal" electrical supply, or whether those damn "liberals" performed any labor on it, or whether the AC coming into the building was inherently "liberal" or "conservative," or a million other idiotic things that had absolutely NOTHING to do with changing the damned bulb.
2016-04-09 03:35:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10. One to change the bulb, Nine to come up with a plan to make a more complicated bulb that can be controlled by the government.
Or, 10. One to change the bulb, Nine to judge the bulb and write yet another law controlling the annoying tendency of bulbs having a mind of their own and sometimes burning out.
2007-12-14 10:45:35 · answer #3 · answered by TruthSquad 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How many people care? ALL politicians are crooked. Liberals, conservatives, independent. Everyone has an agenda. Whats yours?
2007-12-14 10:45:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only two...
But how the hell they would get inside a lightbulb is another matter entirely...
2007-12-14 10:47:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
14.
2007-12-15 02:58:52 · answer #6 · answered by ╣♥╠ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
0 the neocons let the guy at 1600 force the whole country out of energy, so everyone is using candles or battery power.
2007-12-14 10:42:08 · answer #7 · answered by doublewidemama 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Good one, bud. Here, have a star and a cookie
2007-12-14 10:44:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
it takes 3 million conservatives to do the same thing.
2007-12-14 10:44:20 · answer #9 · answered by Jerry S 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
How many Republicans does it take to come up with a bad joke ?
*Points finger.
2007-12-14 10:41:43 · answer #10 · answered by BrushPicks 5 · 11⤊ 2⤋