Consider these facts before deciding:
* When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good.
If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.
* Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither.
And don't want to know how many other fish you caught.
* In fishing you lie about the one that got away.
In loving you lie about the one you caught.
* You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie, and promise to still be friends after you let it go.
* You don't necessarily have to change your line to keep catching fish.
* You can catch a fish on a 20-cent frozen squid.
If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.
* Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.
2007-12-14 09:36:23 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Not sure .......... It's been a long time since I did either....
I guess I'll try fishin again, the bait is cheaper.
But the satisfaction is better with the other....
I'm single, too. Anybody up for a fish dinner?
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2007-12-14 11:24:56 · answer #1 · answered by Dan Bueno 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Give a woman a fish and you've fed her for the day. Teach a woman to fish and she's gone all day!
My wife LOVES to fish. Me...if I haven't caught something in 1/2 hour, I'm ready to go home. My wife could sit there all day and all night drowning blood worms. So, I take a book when I go fishing with my wife.
One place she fished, they'd pass on the P.A. system..."Sue, we're closing," or she'd be there all night.
2007-12-14 12:43:34 · answer #2 · answered by AmericanPatriot 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes but guys lie about size. And you have to find the right bait. Never mind there are plenty of fish in the sea!
2007-12-14 09:58:20 · answer #3 · answered by Yoda 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
All I going to say is: Before our youngest son got married, used to make comments about cheese (likes nearly any gourmet type).
He'd say the type of cheese he was eating was better than or good as.......... He's married now for a few years.
We occasionally tease him about those remarks. He fondly looks at his wife and says, "Haven't had any cheese that good in a long time."
2007-12-14 12:34:34 · answer #4 · answered by kriend 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2016-05-23 23:47:14 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who falls asleep when fishing? The beer would get hot! And anyone who fell asleep after sex would probably be the guy who just had a heart attack and died. Me, I would want another couple or rounds.
2007-12-14 10:11:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Well now that would depend on if you were deep sea fishing for swordfish or fishing for minnows in a shallow creek.
2007-12-14 10:39:47 · answer #7 · answered by Star doodle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well since you explained the procedure so well,I would say fishing is better than sex.I am single and can't seem to catch a fish or friend...Wrong bait?Maybe,I am a grouchy granny...or MawMaw..
2007-12-14 10:19:59 · answer #8 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Cute jokes ..... they were jokes, weren't they? But question an easy one for me since I don't like fishing. But I'll cook and serve them if someone else catches and cleans them. Now what was that other thing you asked about ..... socks?
2007-12-14 10:39:51 · answer #9 · answered by Just Hazel 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol I need to go fishing with you too, but I really don't think that anything is better than sex if you're with the right person.
2007-12-14 09:57:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋