what is something funny u can say when there is a akward silence?

Answer 1

Well, tell me, do you consider Pluto to be a planet? That would be my conversation starter.


Once the people have a good laugh they will continue the conversation with topics of their choice.

If it were a group of men, I would say "Hey, how about them Pats! Aren't they awesome?".

Answer 2

Start talking like you were already in the middle of a conversation.

"And then I went to the store next door, but they didn't have any change. I went to the place next to that but they didn't have any change. I finally walked all the way to the bank down the street but by the time I got back the guy was gone."

Something on those lines is kind of funny. It makes you look demented but oh well. That is the price you have to pay for off the wall humor.



Oooh. Also go for the cheesy B-movie line.

"Its quiet. Too quiet!!!!!!!!


Or you can bring up the Seinfeld episode where he had an old female friend who he had never slept with. She asked him why they hadn't and he had already figured it out. It was because they had never had an awkward silence. Right then they have an awkward silence and then start to go at it.

Answer 3

You can always say,

Did you know one gay baby is born each time there is an awkward silence ? *

or

Just start laughing for no apparant reason because usually they will start laughing to , just randomly because youre laughing.

Answer 4

Soooo how about them Mets.hehehehe

Answer 5

Tootie and Arnold.

Answer 6

"Does anyone know where I can get some cocaine?"

that ones funny because it makes people wonder if you are joking or serious

Answer 7

'play pause here'

' I love these moments of quiet reflection don't you?'

'it's important to exercise your rights, like right now, how we are exercising our right to remain silent'

Answer 8

LMAO just fart
Just be like...."uhhh I'm gonna go over here....." and leave.

Answer 9

love you long time, even more if you would leave now

Answer 10

Your MOM