do you know any really good yo mama jokes???

Question

yo mamas so fat she can only fit into o'ryans belt

Answer 1

i have a good one yo mamas so fat she got baptised at seaworld:-)

Answer 2

Yo mama is so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

Yo mama is so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

Yo mama is so fat she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

Yo mama is so fat she wears an asteroid belt!

Answer 3

yo mama is so fat when we go to the beach the whales start singing, "we are family, even though your bigger then me"
to the toon of we are family duh.
hahaha
your mama's so fat when you go to a restraunt she looks at the menu and says ok because she wants it all

yo mama is so poor she was saw kicking a can someone asked her what she was doing and she said moving

yo mama is so poor she walks in the front door and out the back

Answer 4

yeah tons! i love those!
yo mama's so fat when she steps in the elevator it always goes down
yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house
yo mama's so poor that when i came to her house and asked her where the bathroom was she said pick a corner any corner
yo mama's so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl
yo mama...wait...that's yo PAPA???
if these arent good than go to ahajokes.com/yomama

Answer 5

Yo mama so poor, she dances at the rusty nickel 2 night's a week to make a dime

Answer 6

Yes but the last time I posted one yo mama had me reported.

Answer 7

Yo Mama got a wooden leg with a kickstand.

Answer 8

Listen to "Yo Mama" by Butterfingers for a good laugh :)

Answer 9

Yo mama so fat that when she loss weight her strech marks spell out 'Big B***H'

Answer 10

yo mama so dumb she jumped out a window and went up