on how to claim invalidity benifit, health care, sheltered housing, pain relief from arthritus, wills, Where to buy Al Jolson records, wide comfy shoes, pensions, cheap travel tickets. That ok now primalclaws1974? Oh and has anyone heard the new System of a Down album?
2007-12-14 07:49:19 · 24 answers · asked by Yoda 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
English humour. Go to a previous question
2007-12-14 07:57:17 · update #1
System of a Down is a heavy metal band (a favorite with me) I put this in to inject some irony (get it? iron? heavy metal?)
2007-12-14 08:00:44 · update #2
Shan.....I just love this QUESTION....lol lol, Good on yer!!!....right, Al Jolson- charity shops....wide comfy shoes-omg, I can't remember the flipping name!!!, cheap travel tickets-eeeerm, have you heard of Skills?, cant help with the heavy metal, I hate ironing....lol...bless you, this has given me a right ol laugh
edit:...YAY....maid angela knew....It's SHOETAILOR....thats it!!!
2007-12-14 09:11:40 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ HOPE ♥ 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Didn't know SOAD had brought out a new album....what's it called? "Toxicity" was pretty good and so was the album "System of a Down". Is Serj still in the band coz he did something solo didn't he. Haven't had any spare cash to buy albums for ourselves recently. Tool are a pretty good band too. and our list is endless really of bands we like.
As for the other stuff, Al Jolson records can be bought from any Smugglers record shops, wide comfy shoes at Clarkes, sheltered housing...ask at your local council offices, invalidity benefit get in touch with the DWP, pain relief from arthritis....we have dihydrocodeine and grin and bear it, and general health care....speak to the nurse at your Docs surgery. Think that's it all covered.....oh soz missed something, cheap travel tickets....ask at your local bus station or rail station and wills can be sorted at your solicitors or you could get a DIY will from the Post Office. Have a nice day-ay!
Loved the question xx
2007-12-14 23:52:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Very good Shan.
Let's see.
Cheap tickets: travelocity
wide shoes: Naturalizers
Al Jolson records: EBay
Pain relief: Tylenol
Hope that helps primalclaws!
I'm sure he'll want these in the right categories though, meds, fashion etc... No pleasing some people!!
2007-12-14 07:55:16 · answer #3 · answered by doxie 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Hi Shan, I gather some dork has been trying to reduce you (and therefore all of us) to a stereotype. In that case, is it OK for us to assume primaclaws1974 is an overweight, undereducated, gun carrying, acne-ridden solitary masturbator ?
I'm going into hospital tomorrow, for surgery on Monday, so can look forward to a few days of being called "dear" and addressed in the first person plural, as in "have we moved our bowels this morning, dear?" Oh joy! We all love being reduced to a stereotype, don't we ?
I won't be around for a bit, so Happy Holidays
2007-12-14 20:50:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes Shan and the walkers are to be found aisle 7. In 40 years primalclaws will be in bed B in room 127 of the OldTimers Home on the Stairway to Heaven Route.
2007-12-14 07:54:08 · answer #5 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
wills? I say don't leave one and let them all fight it out. Health care here in the US? better not leave a will cause there won't be anything left anyway, you forgot buying a walker and driving your car and maybe some caffeine pills so you can move faster, now primal claws will be happy LOL
2007-12-14 13:29:35 · answer #6 · answered by jfjohnsonrn2 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is the British section of senior citizens. and as anybody else noticed the spell checker dose not semm two bee walnkin.
2007-12-14 23:21:00 · answer #7 · answered by inthedark 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In answer to your question ...
Social security, federal government office, state government office, pharmacy, legal aid, Records R Us, Red Wing, travelocity. Back to Records R Us. I hope this helps. :-)
A star for you!
2007-12-14 07:58:03 · answer #8 · answered by Wandering In The Wilderness 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
But for the sake of being Yahoo PC you can get good deals on travel tickets at priceline.com or cheaptickets.com ! ;-)
Nope haven't heard the album yet!...
2007-12-14 08:05:16 · answer #9 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i dont think that you are very old if you are asking about the band SYSTEM OF A dOWN,not many in hear even know that band at all.i know it because it is my grand sons favorite bands,or at least it was.they arnt my cup of tea,but to each his own.
2007-12-14 08:02:43 · answer #10 · answered by alcaholicdemon 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋