The front of the card has pictures of my two kids, ages 14 and 9. The 14-year old has a very boring "just take the stupid picture" expression on his face. The 9-year old has her arms around the 14-year old's waist and has a huge grin on her face, as if she is trying her best to irritate her brother. The words "Joy to the World" is written across the top.
I need to come up with something for the inside of the card. Something funny, maybe slightly sarcastic. I considered "Merry Frickin Christmas" but I don't think some of my relatives would approve. Any ideas?
2007-12-14 07:33:56 · 5 answers · asked by Lisa G 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
Dear Santa,
I've been very good. Please take my sister. Really.
2007-12-14 07:45:35 · answer #1 · answered by LOVEISTHEANSWER 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here are a few suggestions:
1)Kids - they just put the joy in the Holidays.
2) Are you experiencing the same Christmas joy our family is? Merry Christmas!
3) ..Yeah, we too are wondering if Santa will want to bother stopping this year.
4)Don't they just reflect the Christmas spirit?
5) ..And good tidings of comfort and joy.
2007-12-14 15:46:28 · answer #2 · answered by IAskUAnswer 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can send me one with Merry Frickin' Christmas. I think that's a riot.
Some very funny ideas here. You've got some good stuff to pick from...but I really like Merry Frickin' Christmas.
2007-12-14 15:51:01 · answer #3 · answered by Debdeb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about..."As a matter of fact, we are waiting on Christmas to get here!" Sounds like it may fit the picture you described.
2007-12-14 15:37:50 · answer #4 · answered by Tina T 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa better be checking his list twice because I ain't checking it for him.
You better have a holly jolly Christmas darnit.
2007-12-14 15:43:05 · answer #5 · answered by Me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋