Anyone have that card yet? Thinking about an online "truth be told" greeting card store. You know, work the angles that Hallmark conveniently skirts around.
Another idea I had:
"Sorry for the STD scare"
then on the inside
"Thank goodness it's a curable one!"
2007-12-14 07:07:56 · 11 answers · asked by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Did you know it recommended both Women's Health and Adolescent sections for this? They'd eat me alive over in those!
2007-12-14 07:08:25 · update #1
*LOL* Joe you are so politically incorrect that its wonderful!!! You may actually be able to make money off of something like that, you know. I mean I would certainly send the first idea to either of my brothers, and the would get a wonderful laugh, just from the wording.
Go for it, you might be the next millionare, or billionare, or something.
Nice to see the nose again too, I was starting to miss your lovely face there.
2007-12-14 09:30:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow Im a horrible mom Mines gotta be when hes off to school!! Finally a little free time before work.
2016-05-23 23:21:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hooray on this day that you made it out alive!
At least your head wasn't shaped like a beehive!
- or -
Your mom and I met one night
Shes crazy, but maybe your not
Perhaps you'll be just as hot
2007-12-14 07:41:19 · answer #3 · answered by slgraff✪✪ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Outside: "Sorry to hear about your recent divorce."
Inside: "But look on the bright side, at least you got a break on the child support when it turned out little Jimmy wasn't yours!
2007-12-14 07:15:17 · answer #4 · answered by ashley g 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
"You were there for me
when I was growing up.
Held my hair for me
when I was throwing up.
Now that you are old
I'll be there for you
Though you are getting cold
and your hair is turning blue
I'll be by your side
That's without a doubt
At least untill you die
or your health care plan runs out.
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY MOM.
2007-12-14 11:22:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Awesome - I expect you to send me that one next week :)
2007-12-14 07:24:48 · answer #6 · answered by Nea 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
how about... 'Don't let the cord choke 'em on the way out' for expecting mothers.
2007-12-14 09:31:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
"It's a good thing the surgery
Could not be afforded,
Or your father and I
Would have had you aborted"
2007-12-14 07:21:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
keep those poems comin and I will eat you alive
hmmmmm
LOL
♥FA
2007-12-14 14:42:12 · answer #9 · answered by FallenAngel© 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes they would eat youy alive....welcome.
stay . sit. suffer!!!
2007-12-14 07:21:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋