A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.
Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth." The man said, "No problem." With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth. "Try these," he said.
The speaker tried them. "Too loose," he said. The man then said, "I have another pair...try these." The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight." The man was not taken back at all. He then said, "I have one more pair of false teeth...try them."
The speaker said, "They fit perfectly." With that he ate his meal and gave his address. After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him. "I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist."
The man replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm the local undertaker."
2007-12-14 06:54:53 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
wearing a dead mans teeth, that's even worse than taking clothes out of a dead man's closet ! I know I watched as others rummaged through my dad's house.Just shook my head and left.
2007-12-14 07:16:26 · answer #1 · answered by catspit 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Dan Bueno, I've been getting such a kick out of reading your stuff! Now, I LOVE Goodwill (or rather I did) - I never thought about any of the clothing there being from people who had passed! Thanks for ruining a very good thing for me! (Oh, what the hey, I'll be back! Can't resist a bargain!) And Susie S. - you are always such a character!
2007-12-14 08:26:16 · answer #2 · answered by Mountain Girl 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Great!!
I knew a man who used to remove his false teeth to eat and he would slip them under the table cloth.One day we heard a gnawing from under the table and when we looked his dog was chewing the teeth!
2007-12-15 02:08:25 · answer #3 · answered by HELEN LOOKING4 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-11 07:09:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL . Thanks suzie . It's 3:00 am where I am and I laughed so loud I might have woken my husband....... No I didn't so I'm copying it for when he wakes.
Some folks need to lighten up, it's just a joke.
2007-12-14 18:56:00 · answer #5 · answered by Donna 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It hasn't happened to me, YET. But I still have mine.
I've bought lots of clothes at the Goodwill and other Thrift stores and we know that a lot of them are "Dead man clothes." After my dad dies, I inherited his Stetson cowboy hat and wear it proudly. What's wrong with that?
GOOD joke, thanks.....
2007-12-14 08:13:03 · answer #6 · answered by Dan Bueno 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Now if the guy started talking about things the dead guy did it would have been even funnier.
2007-12-14 07:44:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ewwww!!! I'm off to brush my teeth as soon as I can stop laughing!!
2007-12-14 11:01:30 · answer #8 · answered by noonecanne 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
No. Can't say it's ever happened to me, but my ex-husband forgot his a few times.
2007-12-14 07:39:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Thank my original chompers it hasn't even happened to me on purpose. guffaw snort
2007-12-14 11:46:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋