How do you know you have a high mainteance wife?

Question

How do you know you married a high maintenace wife? I am very confused right now. Please share your thought.

Answer 1

Hmmmm......did you notice all the make-up caked onto her face?
Maybe the peroxide blond highlights?
Appointment at hair salon always averages around $700.00.
The designer clothing, accessories, and shoes?
The weekly manicures and pedicures?
Maybe the Bentley or Mercedes parked out in the driveway?
The Country Club membership?
The plastic surgeries?
Living in an exclusive neighborhood on a golf course?
All the expensive jewelry?
All of her sentences begin with "I" or "Me."
When you kiss her on the cheek you get the after taste of artificial sweetener?

Answer 2

When the cost exceds the product>Or she wants the best all the time>Does nothing in return>Outside is for pets> Camping is for others>shopping is a way of life>That should help some>If you have 1 get a second job>To keep her>

Answer 3

High maintenance is when you have to work extra hard to keep a person or thing in regular functioning mode. If you have to spend more than the standard amount of time and money to keep a car running, it's a high-maintenance car; if you have to spend more than the standard amount of emotional energy or money or time to keep a woman reasonable and emotionally stable, then she is high-maintenance.

However, "standards" are different for everyone - what may seem like a lot of work to one person may seem reasonable and average to another.

Answer 4

when they are NEVER satisfied, and always want more more more. When they are selfish and dont ever give, just want to get from people. I have known women like this and they make me sick. I enjoy pedicures and good food from time to time, but I am also happy at home with my husband watching tv. There is no sense in being a spoil shizt.

Answer 5

She has a temper tantrum when the driver doesn't bring the car around on time, she spends more money on a wallet than you do on sneakers in five years, she goes to the beauty salon at least twice a week, all of her clothes require dry cleaning, only designer attire will do, her nails are as fake as her tan, boobs, and hair, she wil lonly eat where the rich and famous eat, she refused to work but has very expensive taste......................................

Answer 6

1) Does not work, does not want to work
2) Does not want to cook, clean, take care of the baby, wants to hire a nanny and a maid. Because doing all those things will ruin her hands and nails
3) Her idea of a good time is expensive restaurant, pedicure, manicure, shopping
4) Nothing you buy is good enough unless it came from Tiffany's or Cartier or better.

Answer 7

If she works, does she get up 4 hrs before she needs to just to put on her make-up? have you ever seen her without make-up?

When you buy her a dozen roses, does she ask you why you only bought one dozen?

Does she get furious at you when you touch her hair?

Does she own twelve dozen pairs of shoes, 15 umbrellas, 9 closets full of clothes, 6 fullsize mirrors and 7 steamer chests full of jewelry?

Answer 8

Hmmm...... Is she stressing you out emotionally and/or financially? If the answer is yes to one or both, then you have a high maintenance wife.

Answer 9

Does she like to randomly spend money? She only wants the "Best things" Has to be pampered all the time, New clothes, hair, nails things like that

Answer 10

do you have any time/space? do you get to sleep anywhere near the recommended time? Does she have to be the absolute center of attention all the time?