You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. What do you think?
Examples:
FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying
2007-12-14 05:42:34 · 13 answers · asked by Snookles © 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Thanks for the laugh!!!
2007-12-14 05:48:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Great! I love it!
Thanks for the laugh.
COMPUTERS are male. If they've got the wrong programming, they just keep making the same mistakes over and over. They claim to be efficient, but they get temeramental and shut down just when you need the most.
CARS are female. Everyone wants the hot, sleek, new ones. If you don't buy them things, you don't get anywhere, and they keep guys waiting around for hours while they get fixed up.
2007-12-14 06:00:00 · answer #2 · answered by Kara J 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!
Thanks for the Friday laugh!
2007-12-14 05:46:40 · answer #3 · answered by behrmark 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Funny! I will rate this one a 13 too.
2007-12-14 05:54:55 · answer #4 · answered by Killer T 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL to funny!!
Cheered me up its been a busy day today.
2007-12-14 06:10:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
These are great! And I hadn't heard any of them before!
2007-12-14 05:57:18 · answer #6 · answered by Clint 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
very funny. Good jokes
2007-12-14 05:48:33 · answer #7 · answered by primalclaws1974 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh, that was very cool!
best thing i've seen all week! :)
10/10, A+++ ,and a gold star!
2007-12-14 08:50:36 · answer #8 · answered by Haylee k 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for those!! LMAO
2007-12-14 06:01:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
omg, that is priceless- thanks for giving me my biggest smile all week :-D
2007-12-14 06:20:14 · answer #10 · answered by Simon 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fooking hilarious! Thanks for the important information.
2007-12-14 05:49:36 · answer #11 · answered by FTW 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋