Meg: I just want to kill myself I'm gonna go upstairs and eat a whole bowl of peanuts.
(Lois and Peter stare in silence)
Meg: I'm allergic to peanuts.
(Peter and Lois keep staring)
Meg: You dont know anything about me. (runs upstairs)
Peter: Who was that guy?
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Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.
2007-12-14 05:37:01 · 8 answers · asked by ♥New Mommy♥ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If you know any better ones, share.
And how about giving me a star if you thought mine were funny! :)
2007-12-14 05:37:41 · update #1
Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur
skeltons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.
2007-12-14 05:38:24 · update #2
Peter: Well, If I'm a child then that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm going to stand here and take this from a pervert.
Peter: If you guys were beers, I would drink every one of you. And I wish you were, cuz we are out.
2007-12-14 05:40:57 · answer #1 · answered by bustagrimes10 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
all great ones!
when Stewie and Brian were burying Brians 'stuffed' mom, Brian asked stewie to say a few words at the gravesite,
Stewie " Well i knew her not so much as a mother but more as a coffee table"
or
Peter is unemployed and talking to Louis, "sure i could go out and look for a job Louis, but chances are i'd be turned down for that job. And i'll be damned Louis if i'm going to put my family thru that kind of humiliation!"
2007-12-14 05:44:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nigel: "Oh dear, this is a rather awkward situation."
Peter: "Awkward situation, eh? Well, one time during sex, I called Lois 'Frank'! Your move, Sherlock..."
And from the 'Star Wars' parody...
Lois (as Leia): "Aren't you a little fat for a stormtrooper?"
Chris (as Luke): "Well, stay here and rot, you stuck up b*tch!"
And pretty much anything that Herbert says! (He's the dirty old man who is attracted to Chris.)
2007-12-14 05:43:34 · answer #3 · answered by xK 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
fave fam guy quotes/moments are:
Stewie Griffin & Mother Theresa:
"I haven't been this scared since Mother Theresa O'd in my car...push the b!t%h out...push her out!"
Stewie beating the crap out of Brian:
"Where's my money?...you got money for fake mustaches...where's my money...don't make a fool out of me!"
Peter does crack:
"Government came and took my baby."
Peter singing the milkshake song in the prison yard...
Peter butchering Christmas carols on his Christmas CD:
"I bought these gifts for you, they're up in my bum." [to tune of the Little Drummer Boy]
Peter gets a prostate exam:
"You had your finger up my a $$!"
Brian singing "Peanut butter jelly time":
"It's peanut butter jelly time...do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat."
LOVE FAMILY GUY!!!
2007-12-14 08:10:34 · answer #4 · answered by jst_askn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meg takes a package of hotdogs in her room and says, "I'm going to pretend your the New York Knicks." That's just one of them, I have tons on my mind, but I don't feel like typing them all.
2007-12-14 05:40:29 · answer #5 · answered by I am T-bag's b itch 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
your first one is my favorite
but i have a good one
Peter: Look! "This cereal is sending me a message. It says "Oooooooo."
Brian: "Your eating cherios Peter."
2007-12-15 07:23:12 · answer #6 · answered by Pre 2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
click click bloody click pancakes
2007-12-14 05:44:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peter;
"Everybody leave the room, I have to poop."
Peter:
Ohh a dollar! OUCH!
Peters on tv, some competition. The kid says, go dad! Meg says, he cant hear you. Kid says GO DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stewie:
Mom! MOm! mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom momom mom MOM mom MOM mom MOM mom MOM MOM
Mom! MOm! mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom momom mom MOM mom MOM mom MOM mom MOM MOM
Mom! MOm! mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom momom mom MOM mom MOM mom MOM mom MOM MOM
Mom! MOm! mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom momom mom MOM mom MOM mom MOM mom MOM MOM
Lois:
WHAT!!!???
Stewie:
Hi, Mommy! (giggles evilly and runs away)
2007-12-14 05:45:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋