Santa Claus is Bumming In Town
You better watch out
You better best hide
All your coins and bills
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is Bumming In Town
He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's going ta bump off
Someone at the right price
Santa Claus is Bumming In Town
He watches when you're sleeping
And please make no mistake
He'll pry valuables from your cold dead hands
So don't sleep for goodness sake!
So you better watch out
You better best hide
All your coins and bills
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is Bumming In Town
The girls and boys on Main Street
Have plans to attack
They're gonna build a gas‑chamber
Just to pay o’l Santa back!
So you better watch out
You better best hide
All your coins and bills
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is Bumming In Town.
2007-12-14 04:53:36 · 7 answers · asked by TrollHunter 3 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Poetry
You are just begging for a lump of coal in your stocking...hehehe
2007-12-15 11:23:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah! The parody at work! Funny!!!
Uh, rent his reindeer to carry tourists thru Yosemite...
Get all his elves thru medical school(gov. grants here!!!), then make them work for 'House'...
Plagerize Dr. Seus, and live off the profits of publication...
Wait a sec.....
OUT with you!!! No, you CAN'T have that as a present for...DROP it NOW!!!
Hello...911? I got this intruder...no, don't send the police in this town...got a line to Federal Marshalls? Yeah, it's across, uh, state skies...and call animal control!!!!
Elysabeth...poemhunter
2007-12-14 05:18:59 · answer #2 · answered by Elysabeth 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was a serious question. Can't see the real Saint Nick doing this. I can see him working in a soup kitchen.
The milk and cookies are a GIFT from the kids.
2007-12-14 04:57:35 · answer #3 · answered by loryntoo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa would sneak into our country, illegally of course, steal someone's identity, or make a false one for himself, and sit back and collect welfare like so many others do.
2007-12-14 04:59:38 · answer #4 · answered by jimandlynn1989 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's already stealing milk and cookies from little children, that's about as low as you can go.
2007-12-14 04:57:29 · answer #5 · answered by CM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would sell barbequed reindeer.
2007-12-14 05:02:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naw- he'd probably pimp his elves and old lady!
2007-12-14 04:56:53 · answer #7 · answered by sticky nikki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋