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What level of violence would be appropriate to visit upon his person?

2007-12-14 04:51:55 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Paintballs to the testicles....For the Win =)

2007-12-14 04:53:52 · answer #1 · answered by Ezz 6 · 2 0

As my Grandmother always used to say"kill "em with Kindness" Violence is not the best answer, that is what the critic would be expecting, besides, are a few critical words towards your brownies worth you going to jail over? not to mention, he sounds like the school bully type and the kind of person that would be the first to put you in jail, he is only doing it to get a rise/reaction out of you, don't give him the satisfaction, ignore the comments because if you know that the brownies are good, then that's all that matters, eventually, when the critic sees that his comments no longer bother you, he won't make them anymore.

2007-12-14 05:09:40 · answer #2 · answered by Cherokee Princess 2 · 1 0

When you say "caramel brownies" I would wonder if he might be suggesting some kind of deviant sexual activity.
Ask him if he has a secret fudge fetish and take it from there. Then once you find out his S&M interests you can determine what level of violence might be appropriate.

2007-12-14 04:56:50 · answer #3 · answered by jenni_talls 3 · 1 0

Bake him some caramel brownies with a little "surprise" in them....ex-lax!

(just don't get confused and give him the wrong ones..)

2007-12-14 04:56:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Physical violence is definitely appropriate, and use of a deadly weapon would not be frowned upon. May I suggest a baseball bat?

2007-12-14 04:54:26 · answer #5 · answered by Wincer 2 · 1 0

A firm slap on the hand when he reaches for the brownies and if that doesn't work, knock him out!!!

2007-12-14 04:54:10 · answer #6 · answered by Caleb's Mom 6 · 1 0

Give him a brownie with a little weed in it
he will like that

2007-12-14 05:00:10 · answer #7 · answered by Chester H 2 · 1 0

Give him some brownies. That's all he wants, and you should be proud enough of your brownies to appreciate the flattery.

2007-12-14 04:57:53 · answer #8 · answered by darkdiva 6 · 1 0

once I went out with a team of guy buddies and that they had ask a woman to bounce, if the lady reported "no", he'd say, "sorry, yet you are able to desire to have omit understood me, I reported "You look extremely fats in those pants".. I never laughed so no longer straight forward in my lifestyles!

2016-10-11 06:57:25 · answer #9 · answered by figurelli 4 · 0 0

How dare he! Throw them at him and say the brownies did it as they were insulted by the unwanted advances.

2007-12-14 04:55:02 · answer #10 · answered by Moon 4 · 1 0

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