How could I end this play I'm writing?

Question

I'm writing a play about a private investigator who stops a fat guy and is trying to convince him not to eat a clazone. The PI is very kinda bi polar volotile and just starts screaming at random points out of anger. I'm at a point where its a kinda standoff where the guy picks up the calzone and the pi tells him not to eat it. I need a good ending

Answer 1

Make the p.i. go through a manic phase and have the fat guy knock him out and say...

"and I thought I was the crazy one?" (while eating the sandwich)

Answer 2

What if the calzone has a detonator in it ? What if just as the fat guy puts it t his lips, the PI slaps it out of his hand, and it explodes in the sky and sends down a piece of microfilm that the PI needs to solve his investigation?

Answer 3

Have a starving child from Samalia walk over to the fat guy and ask him for something to eat or you could have the fat guy share the calzone with the PI.

Answer 4

The fat guy points the calzone at the PI and says, "Back off - I'm not afraid to use this!"

Answer 5

have the PI convince the fat guy that the calzone is low fat and therefore the fat guy can't eat it because he would lose his standing in the World League of Fat Guys.

Answer 6

Have him beat the PI to death with the calzone. Whe he realizes he's ruined his calzone, he can start munching on the guy instead.

Answer 7

Put the pen down and think about playing checkers or something.

Answer 8

well if you e-mail me the script

I could answer it much better

i could even act in it