This morning, I was late to work and tried to sneak to my desk and pretend I'd been there for 20 minutes. But I came around the corner and kicked over my trash can (stupid cleaning people!!), and after putting it where it belongs, I stood up and hit my head on the shelf I installed, yesterday, sending books tumbling onto my desk. Siiiigh So much for a quiet entrance! Has that ever happened to you?
2007-12-14 04:34:50 · 10 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
COMMONSENSE, you are making me laugh! I know exactly how that is!
2007-12-14 05:45:47 · update #1
That question reminds me of a stay at my dad's house and it was about 2 weeks after my mom had passed away. My daughter and I decided to run into our hometown (about 50 miles away) and visit with some friends. Well of course we saw our friends and got a little "contact high", and had a couple of drinks, talked over old times, laughed, etc... until we realized it was late, and we better get our butts back to my dad's house. (It was the 1st time we had been able to cut loose and relax and laugh a little, after all of the sadness we had been going through.) They say laughter is the best medicine, and I think they are right.
Now for the fun part of the story........
We got back to dad's, and we had gotten the munchies on the way there. So we decided to fix something to eat. My dad is a very light sleeper, so we were trying to be extra quiet.
I swear to God, every drawer, cupboard, and even the fridge, and the oven door, sqeeked loudly every time we would open one, setting us in to a fit of uncontrollable giggling. It is so hard to giggle uncontrollably and do it quietly. It also seems, that the quieter you try to be, and are giggling already, the funnier it gets, making it even more difficult to stop giggling. Leading to a vicious cycle of ....well.... more giggling. (And at my age, and after giving birth to 3 large babies...almost peeing my pants), lol
I don't know how we managed it, but we were successfull in making some garlic toast, with out waking up my dad.
2007-12-14 05:36:22 · answer #1 · answered by CSmom 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The reason is due to the Dietary Fiber-non-Opticized phenomenon of Murphy Slaw which is in the air.
As human, living beings, we're entrapped, as we
must breathe the stuff. Talk about Depeche Mode's
accuracy: "...God's got a sick sense of Humor!"
Other Questions abound: Why do I sound closest
to that which I'm trying on that guitar when
Nobody Else is around/the tape ISN'T running...?
Why do I think of the Truly Most Hilarious Stuff
when I'm at a funeral or when in the midst of
abject seriosity?
Why are we hungriest when we haven't a thing;
why do evermore breaks occur when we have it all?
My empathy and my sympathy nod their way in a toast.
2007-12-14 08:19:07 · answer #2 · answered by rockman 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I be certain I do this at dwelling on account that I do not like utilizing public restrooms. However, whilst it will get unhealthy and also you can not preserve it you need to do it. So yeah, I did it as soon as and I used to be looking to be quiet. A girl comes within the restroom in which and I'm like quality I'm now not on my own. She we could all of it move through farting and all of that stuff so I say what the heck, I permit all of it move, completed my trade. When I got here out of the stall I acted as although I simplest went pee and obtained out of there.
2016-09-05 14:23:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I couldn't make a silent entrance/exit if my life was at stake. I suspect I'm the love child of Jack Tripper and Lucy Ricardo.
2007-12-14 04:45:18 · answer #4 · answered by Mandy--relatively harmless 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Yes. A lot. I'm so clumsy though!
You better hope no one ever says 'be quiet' if you're with me, because I will break out in giggles. And you will too, it's just a matter of time.
2007-12-14 05:07:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahaha I know ...
my "Favorite" (sarcasm) thing when I'm trying to be quiet is when I'm sitting in church and it happens to be totally silent at the moment and then my stomach growls REALLY loudly and everyone for 3 pews around me starts snickering.
or else I get the hiccups.
grrr .....
hehe
2007-12-15 08:55:37 · answer #6 · answered by pir8 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I know VA GIRL! I do it to when I try not to wake up my girlfriend or neighbors and I end up running into a wall, or knocking something over, I hate that! lol.
2007-12-14 10:58:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Probably bc your muscles are too tense, which cause you to jerk in a spasmic like motion. You can only move swift & smoothly when your muscles are relaxed.
2007-12-14 04:41:52 · answer #8 · answered by NativeAtlantean 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
usually i have that trouble coming in after a later than expected night.
but my problem in usually alcohol related and that doesn't really seem to apply here.
2007-12-14 05:17:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
because it is impossible to be super quiet. we are bound to slip up, or mess up. its life. we all make mistakes.
2007-12-14 05:24:38 · answer #10 · answered by crystal spring 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋