I have just moved house and have not really got to talk to my neighbours properly, yet.
It seems, though, as though they follow a strange ritualistic religion/cult and I'm sure they have taken to worshipping me!
You see, every night they start this rythmic banging against the wall and I can hear them call out, "Oh God! Oh, God! Oh, God, yes! Give it to me! Oh God, give it to me! Oh God, Oh yes, Oh my God give it me!" etc.
Why do they think I am God?
What do they want me to give them?
Should I give it to them, or will this encourage them to ask for something bigger?
What religion might this be?
2007-12-14 04:08:54 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hmmmm, well it is hard to pin point down exactly what flavour of religion they prefer, but I think from the sounds of it they are extremewly devout people. Probably practicing catholics!!
2007-12-14 06:47:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whoahhhhh freaky neighbors. This is a really hillarious story!! I really dont' know what kind of religion this is. Maybe they are not praying to you... Maybe they have a picture of Jesus or God hung up on their wall. You should just ask him.
2007-12-14 12:19:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nobcheeseism
2007-12-14 12:12:46 · answer #3 · answered by pea_nut_26 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think they are of the Sexualist religion. Get used to hearing a LOT of banging going on! â¥
2007-12-14 12:13:32 · answer #4 · answered by Scooter_The_Squirrels_Wifey 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's an old but new found religion called sexualisity... or sexualism.. it is secretive and the rituals are done behind close doors, although some ppl tend to do the rituals outdoors.. it helps them show their spiritual capacity..
2007-12-14 12:13:43 · answer #5 · answered by Naomi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think they are known as "the cult for the well atit yeh man thats good give me more" my neighbours also are members and worship me.....i think?
2007-12-14 12:16:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
next time you hear them go round and let yourself in, they will be happy to see their god in person.
of course you must be pure like god so make sure you took a shower first and are not wearing cloting.
2007-12-14 12:12:26 · answer #7 · answered by t3h2 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.. you know exactly what they are up to..
funny question though.
and I'll give you a clue, it's not hanging pictures on the wall or any sort of DIY..
2007-12-14 12:14:45 · answer #8 · answered by junglejungle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They are members of the First Unilateral Church of Kings.
2007-12-14 12:13:08 · answer #9 · answered by david d 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they belong to the shaggadelic cult and they have your picture glued to the wall, that's why you can hear all that chanting....start worrying when they invite you for dinner...you could be on the menu....
2007-12-14 12:15:45 · answer #10 · answered by Dazzlebox 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋