it's friday.. give it a try...
2007-12-14 03:58:37 · 58 answers · asked by .sincerious. 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
ny_chic.. i woud so do that when I get back from lunch.. gotta a website for it?
2007-12-14 04:36:57 · update #1
If I could give you 100 stars I would because I know that would make your day...=-)
2007-12-14 04:51:08 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Saw Dust♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it takes 7 muscles to smile
and 41 to frown.
so keep smiling...here give it a try...
There were four country churches in a small Texas town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.
One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.
In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there were twice as many there the next week.
The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creation. So, they humanely trapped the Squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.
But -- The Catholic Church came up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
Just thought this was a cutejoke so no offence to anybody!
2007-12-14 04:04:10 · answer #2 · answered by JazzyG 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
okay i got two ways in mind lets see
1 is an embarrassing moment story hear it is
So at work one day a few years ago I had to move a bunch of equipment. One of these being a rack-and-roll food holder. Its basically a holding cabinet to hold hot food in that is portable. Well this one was fairly heavy and I was the only one around to move it from. It was too big around to grab and as I said fairly heavy. So I decide to take my belt off and run it through the handles and belt it too my chest and grab underneath it and carry it on my back. Now this equipment was located at a center in my hometown where the ice skating rinks are located and open for public ice skating and lessons. So as I am walking like a freeekin turtle lugging this thing on my back I make it down the stairs and I am crossing the parking lot, which is full of parents dropping off their kids for skating. Well guess what happens. Yep, pants fall down. And it also happens to be "commando" day. So there I am waddling across a lot with this warmer on my back with my ummmm flag flying I will say. So everyone got a free show and I could only slightly trot to my vehicle get the thing off my back, pull up my jeans and just accept that that was crazy that that just happened. And of course, I embraced this "streak" of bad luck, and I took a bow and said next show tomorrow same time!! That was something....
2. *gets up*
starts doing the cabbage patch, bus driver, and running man dance
2007-12-14 04:03:34 · answer #3 · answered by jeenious 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is the God's honest truth!!
I have a co-worker from Romania and his name is Igor Schmeckpepper. Pronouced (sh-meck-pepper), he is an older gentleman in his 50s and a really nice guy. He got married 3 years ago to a younger woman (she is in her early 30s) and she too is a very nice woman. Like a good little traditional woman she is, when they got married she took her new husbands last name. **Here is were it gets funny** her first name...is Pepper! So her married name is:
Pepper Schmeckpepper! NO LIE!!!! So whenever you are feeling blue, just say that name aloud and you will smile....Pepper Schmeckpepper! Thats what i do! Have a good day!
2007-12-14 04:05:51 · answer #4 · answered by mars_23 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok jokes for you;
A blonde goes into a nearby store and
asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in
the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he
doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back
home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store
and asks the same thing, and again, the
clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frus trated, the blonde goes home and
dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red .
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV
this time, she returns and asks a
different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also
says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the
world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and
says,"That's not a TV -- it's a
microwave!" HA HA HA HA HA
2007-12-14 04:02:13 · answer #5 · answered by You think you know me? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fridays = beer and pizza night always makes me smile!
Fridays are for travelling away for a weekend with someone special
Fridays are knowing tomorrow is Saturday; NO WORK!
if that doesn't make you smile, think of being snuggled up infront of a big open fire with a nicce bottle of red wine and the one that you want to be with.......................
hope that helped.
2007-12-14 04:05:27 · answer #6 · answered by Andy A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can make you laugh
Mujabid applied for a job and has passed all tests except one.
The manager tells him, there is one test left, you ready?
- "Yes Mister Manager, I am ready"
- "Make a sentence with the words green, pink and yellow".
After a few seconds Mujabid responds:
- "The telephone goes green green, and I pink it up and say Yellow?"
Mujabid got the job, he now works at a call centre and has probably called you a few times, well, he called me a few times.
I am not racist in any tipe or form, but it's a nice joke.
2007-12-14 04:03:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's friday, a day of rest, and my dog is attempting to dig her way to china on my dining room floor and my cat is trying to set the world record for how many times he can leap from my dresser onto my desk. He's at 7 and counting...
2007-12-14 04:03:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What does 2+3=4 and your left foot have in common?
2007-12-14 04:01:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
U should smile that so many people have replied to your question!! I smiled at a lot of the responses!
Im smiling coz im just about finishing work and about to start my w/e!
Im travelling to Scotland next week!
It almost Xmas!
Im in love;-)
I have a greast group of friends
What is not to smile about;-)
2007-12-14 04:04:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe my last answer about flipping over the kitchen table over will get you to smile. When YOU smile it makes wherever you are a brighter place,and whoever you are with feel good. I know nothing makes me feel better than seeing a smile on your face!!
2007-12-14 04:51:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋