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Your husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend just asked you "Will you go on the Jerry Springer show with me? I have something I have to tell you."

What do you think they're gonna say?

Have fun and be creative with this one!

2007-12-14 03:31:59 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Ya'll are freaks! I love it!

2007-12-14 03:51:44 · update #1

7 answers

Honey...I dont know how to say this..I dont love you anymore, I love rover. Yes...I love rover, our basset hound. While youve been spending all those nights over at my sisters house while her hubby has been out of town, rover has been giving me the attention I need. So it is over!

2007-12-14 03:44:58 · answer #1 · answered by Bark at the Moon 6 · 3 0

I'm in love with your cousin Bubba but he is in love with your sister because of her whip so the three of us are going to run off and join up with the minister and his son and start our own commune.

2007-12-14 11:43:21 · answer #2 · answered by nice3fishinggal 6 · 2 0

All this time I was just using you to look normal but I really just love my mother she does everything for me that you won't ...

I'm really in love with your niece and I can't wait til she's legal ... Come to think of it I think my hubby does love my niece more than me

2007-12-14 11:57:11 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Holly Cookie Starr™♥ 6 · 1 0

You know how everyone says your little sister looks just like me? Well, she's also your daughter-in-law and your mom thinks you should move out so she can stop sleeping on the couch.

2007-12-14 11:48:43 · answer #4 · answered by Concerned 2 · 2 0

My partner would say; I used to be a man. I'll be in shock then, we'll hurl hamburgers at each other.

2007-12-14 11:36:20 · answer #5 · answered by Buddy Hodor 7 · 1 0

I slept with your younger brother and I am now gay, AND we are getting married on the show, TODAY!

2007-12-14 11:34:59 · answer #6 · answered by #48 ♥'s YOU 6 · 2 0

I had a baby with your mother

2007-12-14 11:42:29 · answer #7 · answered by notmygame 6 · 2 0

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