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Am I an astronaut? No. (Ninja.) So please don't give me rock hard bits of freeze dried broccoli in my macaroni shells. It is so freaking hard to pick out while drunk.
Did you ever THINK you grabbed bacon shells and cheese, had that bacon-y sensation the whole way home, then boom! Dreams crushed.

2007-12-14 01:49:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Not really. I love shells and cheese, but I haven't had it with broccoli yet. I'll try it once though and see if I like it.

2007-12-14 08:49:13 · answer #2 · answered by barbwire 7 · 1 0

(Falling down on my knees like Charleton Heston's character in the first Planet of the Apes movies...)

"Damn you, Kraft! Damn You!...

(suddenly looking over in fear...shouting...

"Get yer dirty paws off me you damn dirty Pasta Shell Maker Ape...Look what you done! You've added "broccoli" to our beloved Shells With Cheese! The Humanity! The Humanity!..." (and then suddenly collapsing in grief, and sobbing like the broken empty "shelluva" man that I now am...)

Fade to Black...LMAO...

2007-12-14 08:53:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Ooh, dehydrated broccoli covered with cheese-flavored chemicals. yum.

2007-12-14 08:53:57 · answer #4 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 1 0

I love broccoli with mac and cheese..I need to go buy that stuff...

2007-12-14 08:52:38 · answer #5 · answered by *I'm the Best...I Deed It!* 6 · 1 0

''Here's a tissue'' I pretty much weep with anything to do with broccoli.

2007-12-14 08:48:33 · answer #6 · answered by LEMON the good life 7 · 1 0

They serve it during Cubs games, don't they?

I just count my blessings that they did not make it with Cinnamon.

2007-12-14 09:03:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lame and derivative: i weep over starving children and crippled dogs and terms of endearment. oly taking a powder.

2007-12-14 08:56:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

NY, CA, and FL have legislated it as a felony.

2007-12-14 09:11:40 · answer #9 · answered by Marguerite 7 · 2 0

I don't eat that stuff...yuck....when I come to florida I will make home made mac & cheese for me you & cowbell....ok...?

2007-12-14 08:48:41 · answer #10 · answered by ..................?............. 4 · 2 0

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