1. why the sun lightens our hair, but
darkens our
skin?
2. why women can't put on mascara with
their
mouth closed?
3. why you don't ever see the
headline "Psychic
Wins Lottery"?
4. why "abbreviated" is such a long
word?
5. why doctors call what they
do "practice"?
6. why you have to click on "Start" to
shut down Windows?
7. why lemon juice is made with
artificial flavor,
while dishwashing
liquid is made with real lemons?
8. why the man who invests all your
money is
called a broker?
9. why there isn't mouse-flavored cat
food?
10. who tastes dog food when it has
a "new &
improved" flavor?
11. why didn't Noah swat those two
mosquitoes?
12. why they sterilize the needle for
lethal
injections?
13. why they don't make the whole
plane out of the
material used for the
indestructible black box?
2007-12-14 00:27:13 · 17 answers · asked by EsTrin2! 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
15. why they are called apartments
when they are
all stuck together?
16. if con is the opposite of pro, is
Congress the
opposite of progress?
17. why they call the airport "the
terminal" if flying
is so safe?
2007-12-14 00:27:31 · update #1
Ha, Nope!
2007-12-14 00:29:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. the skin has flesh under it
2.its just an unconsious reaction. i did it w/ my mouth closed but my jaw opened once.
3.psychics cannot predict their own future
4.to annoy ppl
5.cus they hav to pratice holding down their food when som1 walks in w/ a nasty pussy rash
6.stupid ppl w/ get confused if their r too many buttons
7.cus u can't cut grease w/ artificial flavour
8.thats so he wudnt go broke
9.ever smelt a dead rat?? ew
10. i must admit that i have tried dog food but its the same stuff in the office cafeteria.
11. they snuck aboard
12.some lethal liquids can react with bacteria from the needle an not be lethal anymore.
13.its cheaper to use the other stuff untill funeral an investigation costs come in.
15. at least you are apart from the person next door to you.
16. thats y they take so long with one little matter
17.its called the terminal because its the last place you see before you take off and hopefully land.
2007-12-14 00:44:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually I have. That goes to show how much time I have on my hands. Someone please let me borrow their life as I desperately need one.
I have also wondered why the call things new and improved. Which one is it? If it is new, how can it also be improved? Improvements are made on something that already existed.
2007-12-14 00:43:46 · answer #3 · answered by Applered24 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very good
although i disagree with number 2 cos i can put mascara on with my mouth closed
2007-12-14 00:37:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes to all. Very good points
2007-12-14 00:30:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i found # 2 funny.. actually i had this kind of questions when i think about random things that just pops into my head.. i sure hope to meet someone like you to ask this kinds of questions..
2007-12-14 00:38:11 · answer #6 · answered by guess_music 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, that's some food for thought. I'll be wondering about these all day.
2007-12-14 00:35:56 · answer #7 · answered by barbwire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for giving me something to think about.
Merry Christmas to you.
2007-12-14 00:30:34 · answer #8 · answered by kim t 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you have too much time on your hands...you watch a lot of TV...
2007-12-14 00:32:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO.....thumbs up! you made me laugh to the floor! hahahahahahah
And why are there isn't no. 14?
2007-12-14 00:31:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋