A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.
Im writing this for class.
2007-12-13 23:40:48 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yes...That's true...
But did you know...that...
A burp can be smelly
A burp can be strong
A burp can be a vapor
Coming out of a bong
A burp can be a whisper
Or a burp can be silly
A burp used as a weapon
White Trash Boy named Billy...
This by me for you...in honor of that wonderful poem that was very existential and profound in taking "flatulence" to new heights of societal favor...I thought I would do that with the Holy Moly essence of the art of the "belch..."
Thank you very much...(bowing now...and respectively leaving the classroom in an exposion of beans and beer...)
2007-12-14 00:20:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi,,
You should get an A for that Fart
2007-12-14 07:52:38 · answer #2 · answered by mailbox_5 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All are true.. except it can sound like a song..
Im sorry but thats gross.. Im a funny guy but i dont find stuff to do with farts and bogeys amusing...
Have a good day
2007-12-14 07:43:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where ever you be , on land or sea, let the wind go free, It was the wind that did kill me. That is probably wrong but words to that effect. You are a poet and you don`t know it.
2007-12-14 07:48:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic!
2007-12-14 07:43:17 · answer #5 · answered by ♫Silvi♪ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tis true that a fart
can ruin good lovin
but their is nothing funnier
than a bed time dutch oven!
2007-12-14 07:44:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
True
2007-12-14 07:43:43 · answer #7 · answered by Aurora 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True
2007-12-14 07:42:48 · answer #8 · answered by *Natalie.* :P 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True
2007-12-14 07:42:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
farts are not biased
discriminating or proud
so don't be embarrassed
when your stink becomes a shroud.
It all sounds flatulistic to me!! Toot-toot away!!
2007-12-14 07:46:47 · answer #10 · answered by ~ luv sis 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋