Am I the only one who hates this? I really hate this right?

Question

Shop workers, shop workers who wear santa hats and bloody flashing reindeer antleers or bloody tinsel, what they trying to prove eh?
Most of them look as miserable as sin and totally ignore you but they wear this jolly xmas stuff.
Well I say its silly and I have wrote a letter of complain to Asda today, they may upset the Muslims wear such stuff.
Have you heard the announcements in Tesco recently? " its buy one get one free on all batteries in store today .... Merry Christmassssss"
Oh shhhhuuuut up I DO NOT want strangers wishing me a bloody merry Xmas over a poor quality tannoy system, while I am just trying to find the Preperation H pile treatment!
I have had enough and I am going for a lie down

Answer 1

That is sooooooooooooo feaky.

This morning I was watching GMTV with that plank Keith Chegwin singing carols with a group of, I dunno, council workers or something. All wearing Santa hats, tinsel round their necks, chucking fake snow about and generally having a mad, zany time of it.

And I thought I FECKING HATE YOU ALL.

Last year all the staff in my local Sainsbury's were rigged up like panto characters, one or two were in full length ballgowns - all self-conciously jolly and looking like twatslappers. I was too embarrassed on their behalf to look them in the face.

I love Christmas. I really, truly do - I just despise sheep, which is what they are.

:-) xxxxxxxxxx

Answer 2

I hear you brother. I was in woolworths yesterday and paying for my stuff and all I got was "would you like batteries with your purchace, is there anything else you need that you can't find"

"NO! I just want to pay for my stuff and go!"

I wouldn't mind so much but I know that the area manager has come into the store and it's the same bloody worker that was miserable and unhelpful the other day

Answer 3

yes you might be the only one, although I hate poor tannoy systems anywhere any time of year.

Nah! On the whole I think live and let live - I don't do christmas but whatever gets you through the night! and if it is a santa hat - well no accounting for it but just better believe it.

I hope that oyur pile cream doesnt suddenly come in red and green wiht mistleoe on it or in it.

Answer 4

I don't mind santa hats,as you proably guess...but I,m not so keen on the tinsel and flashing lights.
Have you thought of listening to a i-pod when shopping,it filters out Slade singing 'its christmassss' also filters out the merry jingle of cash registars.

I'm whispering the next bit,please take it as well intentioned............merry christmas Crispy.

Answer 5

Hey Bud

I think the only resoluiton to your annoyance is to send you a bottle of something alcoholic to get you in the 'christmas spirit'
but i must agree with you, in that, the whole pretentiousness of it can be really annoying, as i would imagine tescos' objective is to get us to part with our money, and they just nip at us until we're at the checkouts with half a trolley of goods we never even wished to purchase.
On the Asda note, i think that christmas, whatever it's basis is a part of our tradition, and as we are required to be tolerant of others traditional values, so should all outside of our culture respect it's cultural merit also.

Answer 6

I don't blame you Crispy, have a lie down then go back to the shops and wear earmuffs (not santa ones) and you can walk around in ignorant bliss.
Merry Christmas.

Answer 7

Crispy! Have you ever thought of applying your Preparation H to other parts of your anatomy other than up your @rse you sanctimonious morbidly obese toerag - this is the time of year to rejoice and show your gratitude for having the good fortune to be born in a Christian country..
And as for going for a lie down I'm surprised you are even out of bed yet as by my clock it's only 12:30.

PS Happy Christmas

Answer 8

Oh come on Crispy - if they're in the Christmas mood, try walking up and giving them a big wet Christmas kiss - that'll get you in the mood and if they're wearing tinsel and hats they must be up for it xxxx

Answer 9

Let the poor folks go they hate it just as much as you but they have to say 'happy holiday' and wear stupid hats or they get fired and they prob have to work Christmas being paid minimum wage rather than being at home.

Answer 10

i do no longer pay plenty interest to the Jonas Brothers, yet they do look kinda poopy. Miley Cyrus sounds like a self-wide-unfold total interior the butt who's purely too grown. (Jonas Brothers look too newborn like.) Who do I hate? Courtney Love is gross and ridiculous. needless to say everybody hates Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie is disconnected from fact too. woman Gaga sucks!!!! She's so grotesque and untalented. it is it! it is my answer! She had a music approximately dancing and she or he will't even pass. stupid.