It's a secret society, I have nightmares of them.Statistics tell us theres a slight increase in lefthanders which tells us we're being invaded by creatures from alien universes. Left handed people make me sick, freak me out. If you don't believe they are spawn of the satan, DO the research for yourself.Why do you think there are more of us, then THEM?Theyre strategically placed within families.Once in a while you find more than 1 in a family unit. If predomintly a family of dogooders, you might find 3 or 4 to balance things out.
If right handed like me theres no way to get inside the head of one of these freak of natures.
They can & will read each others minds, speak to each other telepathically. Even beyond the grave.They have built in radar and scanners behind the eyeballs to sense when another one of them is in the vicinity. If youre lefthanded & truly know you arent alien or satan, my apoligies. The rest of us have no way of ever really knowing til science cracks the code.
2007-12-13 19:31:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
If you've ever been in the presence of one, you may not even realize it but bad things always happen. Every time you got speeding ticket? It was because you crossed the path of or spoke to a southpaw.
Tripped over a curb in a shopping mall parking lot? Take one guess.
If you have one in your family, and it isn't often everyone does, watch them closely.
They will always act stranger than other members of the family to the point of driving everyone else insane. They invariably end up being the outcast and going their own way when they dont get what they want everytime.
2007-12-13 19:32:22 · update #1
ok what century did Dr Who pick you up in his Tardis From ???
2007-12-13 19:39:27 · answer #1 · answered by ll_jenny_ll here AND I'M BAC 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm left handed and I'm not an alien. I am a Christian and
so I'm on the bad side of Satan. I know that throughout
history there has been a bad connotation put on left-handedness, but i honestly think it's just because people
don't like anything that is different. In the Bible there is a story which shows that left-handed warriors had the advantage in battle. I understand that from fencing. People are used to fighting with other right handed people, and when you come from the opposite angle they are expecting, then you have an advantage. it's not something that is hard to understand from a purely natural standpoint.
It's harder being left-handed in some ways. Most things were made for a right-handed world.
I think one reason the numbers are increasing is that parents and teachers aren't trying so hard to change left-handers into right-handers.
And (tongue in cheek) you do know that as the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, only left-handers are in their right mind.
I hope you are not serious about your concerns, because
it will make it very hard for you around left-handed people,
thinking we are aliens, when we are not. The only way I know another left-handed person is present is when they write something down or we try to sit at a restaurant table together and both head for the seat on the left corner, so our elbows won't bump the other diners (this is when we are in a group of people).
And I do want to thank you for your apology if I wasn't alien. The only kind of alien I have ever been is when I was an American living in a foreign country.
And I wish you nothing but good.
Maggie
2007-12-14 11:40:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My husband is a chemistry and physics professor at our university, working on his doctorate. He's also a concert pianist and won several awards all through high school for his musical abilities. Not only this, but he can take a pencil and draw the most beautiful, dreamlike landscape you could imagine, straight from his imagination. Oh, did I mention he's left handed?
This site will tell you everything you need to know about left handedness.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left-handed#Left-handedness_and_intelligence
Here is another very interesting religious article on the "evils" of lefthanders and how they must be dealt with in the church.
It's called "DEXTERA DOMINI
The Declaration
on the Pastoral Care
of Left-Handed Persons" LOL. You'll have to do a search to find the URL.
It is basically putting lefthanders alongside homosexuals.
I do hope the individual who wrote this isn't serious. ;b
2007-12-14 14:58:18 · answer #3 · answered by questionable 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, the reason for the slight increase? People stopped believing that left handed people are evil, so kids are no longer "trained" out of being left handed in school.
And WOW I wanna be left handed! That would be sooo cool to have a radar and a scanner behind my eyeballs! And science already cracked the code, proving left handedness (for lack of a better word) is just a function of the brain, not indicative of being possessed by demons (what people thought before science cracked the code- hence the reason one of the definitions for sinister is left handed). Oh and by your definition I'm supposed to be a lefty, cause I'm the bad luck charm in my family and definitely the strangest person. So where do I sign up for the scanners and the radar?! You promised me I'd have them, so where the heck are they? Well?
2007-12-14 03:46:38 · answer #4 · answered by MichelleM 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Dude, where did you get this idea? Kinda weird, but i have a history of bad luck and I'm a southpaw. I thought it just had to do with coordination and the fact I make stupid decisions. Granted a lot of my friends have experienced the same when I'm around, but they also make stupid decisions. I'm pretty sure I'm not satan because I prey to god, but sometimes feel I was born on the wrong planet. Any sources? Da Vinci was predominently left handed so was Paul Prudhomme, henry Ford, David Letterman, Jay leno, Matt Groening, and Bart Simpson. Perhaps we just don't use as much logic and go with what comes across our mind. I wouldn't say evil all together, just different.
2007-12-14 03:45:54 · answer #5 · answered by Kurt G 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL,,,good one,,i have a lefty daughter and a lefty grand daughter, the granddaughter is from a righty though and we are both righties,,so don't know where the gene came from..no other lefties in either of our families that we know of..."evil",, "satan"?...I'm sure you are joking so i won't comment, other then to say LOL again..
2007-12-14 03:37:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you need psychiatric help. Left handers are no different from anyone else and I resent being called a product of Satan. I am a very devout Christian and being left handed is no more unusual than siblings having different color hair. You disgust me.
2007-12-14 03:43:49 · answer #7 · answered by cantbeme_2000 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
you are ahead of everyone else i see......you have actually figured a little bit out now havent you..........yes you are right........but you have alot to learn....did you know that some of us can use both hands extremely well.....even though the left is so much more better.....our brains are so much more developed then yours are.......i do not think we are aliens though if you ask me......just superior over you right handed idiots......and also quite evil yes
2007-12-14 04:48:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's true! All true! I'm a left handed person. I tell you what, us left handed people are better in bed and have better sex lives > : D
It's good to be left handed.
2007-12-14 03:42:40 · answer #9 · answered by Eagle Pride 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
left handed people are just people
2007-12-14 03:36:12 · answer #10 · answered by clear_only 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋