2007-12-13 17:37:12 · 17 answers · asked by High Fructose Corn Syrup 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Anything more original than "nuts" ?
2007-12-13 17:41:24 · update #1
This time of year is difficult to say, but I found this little scribbled list...............
12 goals before Christmas
1. Light bulbs and wires strung on any roof must be chewed, enough to get someone up on the ladder and check out each and every inch of all 500'.
2. Consume the plastic bird (squirrel)feeders, you replace, repeat!
3. A beautiful pine cone wreath tied up with a bow, hung on the door just so....... is an invitation to call every squirrel in the neighborhood for an extra treat.
4. There's a stash of acorns blocking the rain gutter!
5. For all the times that yippy dog chased us up a tree, we're gonna chase him when he comes out to pee.
6. The wood shingles on the roof taste good.
7. Attic is the new baby nursery.
8. Patio umbrella, nice nesting material-waterproof too.
9. Goldfish fountain is noisy, eat the triple coated electrical cord.
10. Tired of corn. The striped sunflower seed is history!
11.Since you cut down our favorite walnut tree, we invited rats to nest in the old Corvette.
12. If the kid with the BB gun doesn't move out, we are going to gnaw the DSL and Directv wires.
2007-12-13 18:13:34 · answer #1 · answered by kriend 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
who burried what and where.
we have a black squirrel in our neighborhood. Just one too. My brother named him Earl and he says Earl is a mafia leader because.....my brother was riding his bike and the squirrel ran at him most likely making a hit. sometimes we see the squirrel fighting with others and we think it's a roughing up between two gangs.
2007-12-13 17:42:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who took the last nut.
2007-12-13 17:40:40 · answer #3 · answered by Craig G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 males fighting over a female or just the opposite. 2 females fighting over a male.
OR maybe they are excited, because they heard Sandy Claws are coming soon.
2007-12-13 17:44:48 · answer #4 · answered by john paul j 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love or nuts ,is the usual
2007-12-13 17:42:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How many nuts Santa has
2007-12-13 17:51:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you suuure it was a fight? Have you ever heard cats do it? OMG! try sleeping with some cat amour outside your window in the bushes. *shudders* I was traumatized.
2007-12-13 17:47:06 · answer #7 · answered by CLOSED 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nuts
2007-12-13 17:39:48 · answer #8 · answered by SWEET CHICKEN MEAT 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where to hang their little nut ornaments.
2007-12-13 17:40:37 · answer #9 · answered by LEMON the good life 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The female is playing her game of hard to get, and the male is taking the bait. after he chases her long enough, she will give him what he wants.
2007-12-13 17:43:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋